SERIOUSLY YOU DON'T NEED AN INFRARED THERMOMETER TO MAKE AN OMELET DAMMIT
This week's surprise Shutdown Fullcast--the only thing ever delivered early in the history of this website--covers these important topics prior to the Thanksgiving marathon football hibernation:
- FSU is fine but Tallahassee is kind of scary
- UCLA can honestly be called "pretty good" at football
- why Minnesota will be #25 forever
- how Alton Brown would be the most annoying roommate ever
- Will Muschamp still believes modern farming techniques are tricks of the devil
- Drinking in Pullman is like getting drunk in a Christopher Nolan movie
- How Ole Miss could finish 8-4 and owowowowowowow stop thinking about it--
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