There's not much to say about Joker Phillips getting fired. The wheels came off with an audible pop at one clear point: the opening game against WKU in 2011, when Morgan Newton self-sacked himself, our seventh President dissed Kentucky live on national television, and suddenly the creeping sensation that Kentucky had suddenly forgotten how to play football took hold for the duration.
That team still beat a Derek Dooley-coached Tennessee team to finish the year. The Pinewood Derby in the SEC East is run with at least three coaches pushing things that are not even cars down the ramp. Derek Dooley is using a shoe-skate. It made weight, and dammit, it'll do just fine.
We do need to point out Mitch Barnhart's picture he included with his letter on the Kentucky athletics site. This is clearly his emo shot, stolen straight from his Tumblr page. There is a shot of a skinny woman posing with Steve Aoki below it on the timeline, and then an embedded Grizzly Bear track below that with "song 4 lonely nights" typed below it. It has autoplay music, and a Terry Richardson photo of John Calipari posing with Terry's molester glasses on and smiling.
bros
this is the worst day
so bad my sensitive facebook photo
is the only thing i have
to show how much i hurt
all over my body and heart
but especially from my right side
the side i look better from in photos
(my sunglasses are also up on my head
because i want you to see my eyes
sincere moments are hard to have
when you have sunglasses on
put that shit
on your head
#respect
#leadership )
sucks
because joker is a bro
so chill
so post-racial
bro-ker phillips
on the bass
holding it down
for hybrid heartland beatz
but not football
so sad
gonna need a protein shake
put my shades down
and bold NFL flavors
joker
bro
i luv u
this song is 4 u
sorrow
requires a "singe" filter
on my emotional photo
[tears]