HE'S REAL AND CAN PUT ON HIS CROWN AND CAPE AT ANY TIME
1. We don't make anything up, we just write it down before it happens.
2. See: Hatin' Ass Spurrier on the proposed new clock rules, in real life, and not on this website.
"So, you want to talk about the 'Saban Rule'?" Spurrier asked Thursday, chuckling. "That's what I call it."
3. Play his music, dammit.