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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/6/2012
FINE. THIS IS WHY WE AMERICA. It is election day, so get some patriotism on.U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!...
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SLAP THAT ASS, KLIFF KINGSBURY
OH YEAAAHHHHH---Kliff Kingsbury ascends to funky sainthood in forty seconds of funk. Thanks to WIll, who wrote a whole song about a five second GIF in one night.
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BLATANT HOMERISM: MISSOURI
1. I couldn't watch this live thanks to a shoot we had to do in Athens. At one point, with the cellphone network already jammed and starved for updates, I found a tailgate of Georgia fans calmly...
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ACCEPTANCE SPEECH 2012
I first want to say thank you for making this happen. This was not me. You did this. We get to move forward together as a result. We have a great amount of work to do, America.Yes, we have accomplished...
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RIP, Darrell Royal
Darrell Royal had no signature totem, no hat like Bear Bryant, no dark glasses to glower behind like Joe Paterno had. He coached a defense-first, conservative brand of football where punting took...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/7/2012
GIG THAT ASS. This week's episode just talks mostly about how fun Texas A&M is, and how JC Copeland of LSU is the most Shutdown Fullback of all time, what with his Rick Ross beard and tendency to...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/8/2012
MARK RICHT IS A VISUAL THINKER. A coach would use a whiteboard to explain anything, even a twenty year old anecdote about damaging his hip on a swing. Mark Richt has his moments, like when he does...
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THE BEST SHORT FILM OF 1968 IS THE COTTON BOWL SUMMARY
The Cotton Bowl made a short film detailing the festivities surrounding the 1968 matchup between Texas A&M and Alabama, and it contains multitudes. This is not an exaggeration: an aspiring cultural...
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The Alphabetical, Week 11: No, you don't know how to read a defense
A, B, C. As in exhibits, since something needs rebuttal and needs rebuttal now. Imagine a world where you had not watched Alabama play LSU last Saturday night, then searched "LSU prevent defense" on...
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ALPHABETICAL: BONUS LETTERS
THE ALPHABETICAL IS UP OMG IT'S UP. Alpha. Everyone and their grandmother (who is very good at breaking down game tape) has done the last series of Alabama/LSU, but we wanted to focus on the defense...
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FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: FLORIDA STATE AT VIRGINIA TECH
The Factor Five, as always, determines the winner of the Thursday night game with a mix of five different extremely unscientific factors: Nebulous Statistical Comparisons of Dubious Validity, Mascot,...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/9/2012
THE BEST REPRESENTATION OF THE COLORADO BUFFALOES THIS YEAR. When they do it right, NMA does it fuckin' right. We didn't really take any rumors of Kiffin losing his job for 7-5 this year seriously,...
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JIMMY JOHNSON RATES EVERY BOND MOVIE EVER MADE
Thunderball. I ain't admitting anything. But if an NFL coach were to return to work after a sudden departure from a Super Bowl Champion, and then return suddenly to work, might it have been because he...
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Tommy Tuberville is so angry at those headphones
"Hey, are those Beats By Dre headphones, son?""Yeah, coach. You like 'em?""I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WASTED MONEY ON THESE IT'S NOT THAT YOU SPENT MORE I DON'T MIND I UNDERSTAND THAT HEADPHONES FOR A MUSIC...
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GIMME ONE OF THESE/ AND SABAN PLEASE
Cardiology? He don't have a heart. Need a hug or smile? That's a false start. He can teach you how to play a Cover 2But throw a Manziel in his face and he'll HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO DO He teabags with...
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THIS IS THE ONLY HIGHLIGHT OF WASHINGTON STATE'S FOOTBALL SEASON
YOU MAY TAKE WASHINGTON STATE'S FOOTBALL TEAM BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE THEIR FIREBALL CINNAMON WHISKEY OR FISTPUMPS.
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THE ANGRIEST THREAD
We're busy shooting Shutdown Fullback and putting together various pieces of critical, life-changing content for tomorrow. But we understand that for the half of you did not have the good fortune to...
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BLATANT HOMERISM: UNIVERSITY OF LOUISIANA-LAFAYETTE
1. The first time was in Taiwan, at a tea house. Tea house makes it sound really grandiose and oriental. A tea house in Taiwan could literally be anything. I went to one that was a front for a brothel...
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LSU FREEK ON TUBERVILLE'S GRABBY DUMB HANDS
Tommy Tuberville is lucky this happened in Lubbock, and in a game where no uninvested viewer was watching. Shall we tapdance through a slightly complicated argument here? That Tuberville was clearly a...
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