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LET'S PLAY A GAME OF RICK BRAGG'S CHICKEN-FRIED SOUTHERN MADLIBS
Please help Rick Bragg buy his lake house by purchasing his corn muffin mix. Lemme tell you something. Down here we believe a few things. I believe if you carry a hammer in a hailstorm, you'll grow...
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WEST VIRGINIA MAKES DOWN PAYMENT ON MANSION OF GREATNESS
Dana Holgorsen got a six year contract extension today from his employers at West Virginia University. The deal is standard in terms of money: $2.3 million a year plus bonuses, along with the clauses...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/9/2012
IIIIIIICE CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAM. There is little funnier than burly men in pads running like diabetic children to the pealing bells of an ice cream truck. Guy Morriss, driving the truck for money and not...
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MIZZOU LEAKS VALUABLE INFO AT PRACTICE
The distractions of ladies running stairs in their workout gear proved to be too much for the Missouri football team, or at least for one of their coaches who asked two scantily clad ladies running...
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JIM MORA NEEDS A FEELINGS CHART
Image via Bubbaprog For once, we wish a coach coming off a scandal would admit nothing and concede even less. "Do you feel bad about what you did, Coach?" "Only in that it cost me a lot of money. A...
View ArticleSHUTDOWN FULLBACK: THE SEC IS THE GREATEST
BUT BEFORE WE GO LET'S PRAY TO CHOPPER JERNZ CAUSE HE'S THE UNOFFICIAL ASSISTANT COMMISH OF THE SEC--- The SEC episode of Shutdown Fullback seeks to educate the world about the glorious history of the...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/10/2012
THEY HAVE IT ALL COVERED. Question their quarterback situation, their defensive depth, their ability to compete in year one of their SEC tenure, sure. Never, ever question Texas A&M's commitment...
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Tyrann Mathieu Is Gone From LSU, And Now Here's What's Happening
There is some good news for Tyrann Mathieu. HIs inclusion in Heisman watch lists and other award prospects were not concocted or imaginary, and his ceiling as a football player sits several stories...
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LSU IMPROVES NATIONAL TITLE HOPES BY KICKING WORST CORNERBACK OFF TEAM
BATON ROUGE - The Louisiana State Tigers cemented their status as SEC West favorites and a national preseason number one Friday by dismissing a 5'9" liability in their secondary. Mathieu, most...
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COUNTDOWN: 20
The countdown this year: finding a friend of ours a college football team. In twenty parts. Twenty very weird parts. First Quarter 15:00: You say you want to become a college football fan, Dan. I...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/13/2012
YOU NEVER MADE THE CONNECTION BEFORE, BUT NOW YOU WILL NEVER UNSEE IT. Trooper Taylor is known for waving a towel, and now OH GROSS THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING. Following the metaphor: if the Chizik era at...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/14/2012
THE BIG EAST HIRES A REAL COMMISSIONER. The Executive Vice President of Programming for CBS Sports, Mike Aresco, will reportedly be the new commissioner of the Big East. Aresco was instrumental in...
View ArticleCongo Olympian, 3 Coaches Go Missing After Games In London
Another Olympic tradition unfolds even after the games themselves have ended: the "disappearance" of athletes from less-than-desirable global zip codes into the streets of the Games' host country....
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IN THE FILM ROOM WITH HOUSTON AND RON
A darkened film room. RON ZOOK and HOUSTON NUTT examine film. HN: See, that's what I like in a quarterback. Legs on the ground. Arm all over his head. Head on his neck. Parts: he's got 'em all! RZ:...
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JEFF DRISKEL'S MOTHER: YOUR MOST RELIABLE SOURCE FOR GATOR NEWS
If you were a football coach, you could just say someone was hurt. Some coaches do this because they know being hurt can be a pretty obvious thing, and even if you camouflage it and pretend like...
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COUNTDOWN: 16
Sometimes the best teams you love in a season are the ones that leave you no choice in the matter. Texas Tech 2008 had Eric "the Elf" Morris, Brandon Carter and his eyeblack warpaint, Graham Harrell...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/15/2012
WE DON'T EVEN-- Sometimes BBS stays up too late and drinks too much Jack3d, and this happens. Putting Paul Pasqualoni's face on anything makes it better, and we will continue to test this theory until...
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JOKER PHILLIPS SHREDS
If you have been waiting for the full-length video for J.D. Shelburne's "Farmboy," and you haven't, well, it's here. Joker Phillips plays bass in the band in the video. This is done without irony or...
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