The case for not changing a damn thing
With college football's coaching carousel careening, Iowa and Washington State are reminders that sometimes the best thing a coach can do is also the most boring.They had to change something, right?...
View ArticleMichigan State's harrowing, Himalayan journey to the top of the Big Ten's...
In scaling Iowa, the Spartans gave us a football epic for the ages. September 3, 20151st and 10.Start: Michigan State 18-yard line. Marcel said the porters required payment. I obliged. Our expedition...
View ArticleThings I wrote in 2015
Myanmar, paying college football players, and driving the devil's carHere are a few things I did in 2015.1. A review of the working dogs group in the Westminster Dog Show. It is the best group, and...
View ArticleAppreciating Dabo Swinney, the coach who'll make you believe you can beat...
The Clemson head coach's goofy smile, constant celebration and relentless sincerity hide a brilliant leader.Dabo Swinney's moment, above all other Dabo Swinney moments, is the postgame speech....
View ArticleDo you really want to know what it takes to beat Alabama?
Let me start with the baby.She was asleep in her Baby Bjorn, because infants don't really even know what time is and haven't made a waking/sleeping relationship commitment with the sun. I don't even...
View ArticleAn underwear-clad Norwegian man clung to a speeding car's roof in freezing...
Keep your gotdamn hands off his Volkswagen.THIS MAN IS BASICALLY NORWEGIAN DAREDEVILIt's really hard to hang onto the roof of a moving car. I know this because I have done it at 40 miles per hour for...
View ArticleCam Newton is changing the definition of Southern Gentleman
Talk first about Cam Newton using Chris Clemons as a cushion for a soft landing after making a first down. You know, like a gentleman would.Let's talk about that first, because it's still in my head...
View ArticleI won the Super Bowl in a McLaren 570S
The McLaren 570S is a $189K sentient being.1. I’ve named this car Imogene. It’s a she, though I’m not sure why. She’s English, and does not believe in making a fuss about even extraordinary things. She...
View ArticleA note from the editorial director
Earlier today, SB Nation posted a story called "Who is Daniel Holtzclaw?" that attempted to find out the backstory of convicted serial rapist Daniel Holtzclaw. The story focused on his football...
View ArticleEvery EPL manager looks like someone you know
They're already part of your life in one way or another.Sam AllardyceHe's not mad at you, but your father Sam Allardyce can't hide his disappointment that you didn't choose to follow him into the...
View ArticleThe Kitchen Essentials Deathmatch, explained
Did you know that there are more than 475 trillion different kinds of kitchen items? These are 64 of the most common. Some are good, some are bad. Fill out the bracket.These are our non-exhaustive...
View ArticleA note from SB Nation leadership
At SBNation.com, our goal is to produce thoughtful, informative, entertaining and high-quality sports coverage. On February 17, we published a story titled "Who is Daniel Holtzclaw?" which did not live...
View ArticleESPN's O.J. Simpson documentary is the best thing they have ever done
OJ: Made in America is a seven-hour story about LA, race, police, media, and celebrity. But it never forgets the violent crime that stitched all those topics together.1. I watched all seven-plus hours...
View ArticleThe 25 secrets of Lucha Underground
A look behind the scenes at the last wrestling show on earth reveals a world so inventive that we couldn't spoil it even if we tried. body,td,th { font-family: Gotham, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica,...
View ArticleThe best Olympic sports to watch from your couch, unfairly ranked
Some Olympic sports are good to watch on TV and others are not. Here's the schedule: watch them all.1. Basketball. Olympic basketball has typically devolved into overfed American basketball players...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/30/2016
LSU IS TELLING YOU HOW TO SAY THINGS, FOOTBALL’S CLOSE THE SEASON APPROACHES, GET THEE TO A FRANCOPHONE SPEAKER OF SOME SORT. Bless you, American State With The Biggest French Heritage And The...
View ArticleCollege football and lakes: 2 things Nick Saban can drive over without even...
This is The Top Whatever, Spencer Hall's weekly ranking of only the college football teams that deserve to be ranked at this time.1. ALABAMANick Saban, after beating USC 52-6, said, "We need to get...
View ArticleNick Saban’s mad at his team, so I'm ranking Arkansas No. 1 instead
This is The Top Whatever, your weekly ranking of exactly the teams Spencer Hall thinks should be ranked.1. ArkansasRemember that The Top Whatever puts the team with the best record and also with the...
View ArticleThe Louisville Cardinals are so good, I watched them instead of the game I...
This is The Top Whatever, in which Spencer Hall ranks exactly the teams he feels like ranking at this moment.1. LouisvilleNot just quarterback Lamar Jackson this time, but the whole team.I was in...
View ArticleTennessee finally beat my team, so I’m ranking Tennessee No. 1
The Top Whatever is Spencer Hall’s ranking of only the teams he feels like ranking at this time.1. Tennessee2016’s hottest club is LETTING YOUR OPPONENT GET A 21-POINT LEAD. It’s got everything:...
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