The people’s guide to Will Grier
The WVU quarterback has tremendous confidence in what he can do, which is good, because he can do a lot.Thumbnail bio:Will Grier, redshirt junior quarterback for the West Virginia University...
View ArticleShow yourselves, cowards who laughed at Herm Edwards
The Top Whatever ranks only the college football teams it feels like ranking, as of this exact second.1. Arizona State. Oh, who’s 2-0 right now, with a gritty comeback victory in a desert heater...
View ArticleBoise State just had one of CFB’s most dominant wins in decades
Look at the margins in the box score, if you can stomach it.Coming off a 3-9 season in 2017, the UConn Huskies have a long list of problems, including a few that only time and playing actual football...
View ArticleMMA grappler LSU leads all of CFB in The Top Whatever
The Top Whatever is your weekly ranking of only the teams that must be ranked at this exact moment.1. LSU. 22-21 over Auburn in Jordan-Hare Stadium. A warning, first: Take very little away from this, a...
View ArticleThe Top Whatever: Kentucky is good. Make peace however you can.
This is The Top Whatever, the weekly ranking of only the college football teams that must be ranked.1. UCF. Champs stay champs with a 56-36 win over Florida Atlantic. McKenzie Milton might have...
View ArticleAn emotion map, made from the faces of sad Tennessee fans
Which kind of sadness is right for you?Sports can make people emotional. Emotions are tricky things, especially sadness. Happiness can come in only so many shades. Sadness, though? Sadness has a...
View ArticleSpencer Hall’s Top Whatever: Every QB is interchangeable, apparently
The Top Whatever is a weekly ranking of only the college football teams/things that must be ranked at this time.1. UCF. 45-14 over Pitt. The champs stay champs until further notice. How long will I...
View ArticleThe Top Whatever: Notre Dame’s really good *and* pretty lucky
The Top Whatever is Spencer Hall’s weekly ranking of only the college football teams that really must be ranked at this time.1. Georgia Tech. 66-31 over Louisville. The entire idea of the Top Whatever...
View ArticleThe Top Whatever: Fat and happy teams fell on hard times
The Top Whatever is a weekly ranking of only the teams that must be ranked right this second.1. UCF. Champs stay champs, even if it happened to be in a one-point, come-from-behind win over a 4-3...
View ArticleQuiz: Is this a strength coach?
Learn to identify one in the wild Q: Is that a strength coach? A: college football strength coaches are insane vol. 158 pic.twitter.com/PWsBW1V9t1— Yahoo Sports College Football (@YahooSportsCFB)...
View ArticleWazzu and Purdue are the world’s greatest teams, except UCF
The Top Whatever is a weekly ranking of only the college football teams that must be ranked at this time.1. UCF. 37-10 over ECU. Champs stay champs until further notice. 2. Purdue. 49-20 over Ohio...
View ArticleIt Seemed Smart podcast
The Sportsperson’s Guide to Cheating Poorly.It Seemed Smart is a six-part storytelling experience brought to you by SB Nation and Vox Media Podcast Network that enters the amusing, diabolical, and...
View ArticleThe Great Albert Belle Bat Caper
In 1994, the Cleveland Indians crawled through a ceiling, stole a bat out of an umpire’s dressing room, and set off a chain of events that eventually involved a former FBI agent.In 1994, Albert Belle...
View ArticleLmaooo Kentucky and Wazzu are still in the Playoff race
The Top Whatever is a weekly ranking of only the college football things that absolutely must be ranked at this time.1. UCF. Had a bye this week, but took that bye week to the woodshed and gave it the...
View ArticleThe Real Cannonball Run
Or, how to plan to break the law in 20 states at once.Ed Bolian is a mild-mannered Lamborghini salesman who teaches Sunday school at his church. He is also the driver and organizer behind the fastest...
View Article6 college football teams nobody really wants to play right now
The Top Whatever is a weekly ranking of only the teams that must be ranked at this exact second.1. UCF. Still undefeated, still champs, can still go to Disney any time they want, haters. Actually, this...
View ArticleIf you’re bored with 2018 college football, that’s your fault
The Top Whatever is the only ranking of teams that considers a crucial factor: must this team be ranked right now?1. UCF. 35-24 over Navy. Wild how the team with the longest winning streak in FBS...
View ArticleWell, it’s time to say nice things about the Notre Dame Yankees
The Top Whatever is your weekly ranking of only the teams that must be ranked at this exact point in time.1. UCF. Still the champs. UCF will probably go undefeated again and still get walled out of the...
View Article7 reasons college football’s fun is harder to find in 2018
This hasn’t been a wild season, but there’s still plenty to enjoy at the margins.At this same point a year ago, the following had already happened in college football: Iowa State’s upset of Oklahoma in...
View ArticleRanking the incredible LSU-A&M fight photo’s top 8 characters
Each week, the Top Whatever ranks only the college football things that must be ranked. This week, every deserving item happened all at once.This photo contains multitudes, and we’re going to rank...
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