LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES, TEXAS TECH
YOU SHOULD SAY THINGS OUT LOUD BEFORE YOU PUT THEM ON A PROMO
Saturday's game vs. Arkansas has been declared a BLACKOUT! Limited tickets remain, secure your seat today. #WreckEmpic.twitter.com/W16jYDIjzw
— Texas Tech Athletics (@TechAthletics) September 8, 2014The area around Lubbock is one of the largest cotton-growing regions in the United States, and that means a lot of things. It means Texas Tech "celebrates cotton" as an official stance they've used on this game for a few years now. It should also mean considering exactly what that would sound like when combined with a "black out" against Arkansas, and perhaps leaving that slogan apart from the black out, and not producing this inadvertent and awkward Blazing Saddles moment we have here.
THAT LEACH TO WULFF GIF. TWIS this week is horrifying, particularly that Leach GIF that might be a bit too accurate at this point in what appears to be a very bad season for the Cougs. Say this, though: none of them put Danny Kanell in a headlock over anything yet, and that puts them far ahead of a Boston College fan in the piece.
KURT ROPER IS CAFFEINATED. It's sort of exhilarating knowing that IF you're going to suck this year on offense, it'll at least happen very, very quickly. (Note: we might not suck on offense! That could be weird, honestly.)
DON'T BOTHER WITH SMU, SAYS SMU PERSON. Eric Dickerson told Ricky Seals-Jones, a cousin of his and current Aggie wideout, to go to Texas A&M and not SMU. Eric Dickerson made a very nice living at SMU and became famous there, and this is all very bad for SMU, a school that already has things in a very bad way after losing coach June Jones just two games into the 2014 season.
OH YOU GOT FUNNY COPS, IOWA? Evidently they do. Iowa is a weird place, man.
ETC: Just over here playing "The Victors" as loud as we can.