THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/10/2014
LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES, TEXAS TECH YOU SHOULD SAY THINGS OUT LOUD BEFORE YOU PUT THEM ON A PROMOSaturday's game vs. Arkansas has been declared a BLACKOUT! Limited tickets remain,...
View ArticleSHUTDOWN FULLCAST: THE ONE WHERE WE PROMISE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN
THIS WEEK ISN'T THE BEST, BUT NEITHER IS THIS PODCAST SHUTDOWN FULLCAST BACK. This time, Jason Kirk, Ryan Nanni, and ourselves discuss an even wider array of topics than usual, mostly because this week...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/11/2014
IT'S A STORY ABOUT A PIRATE, AND THE VERY SWEATY MAN WHO BECAME HIS HEROCOMING SOON TO A BOOKST-ARRRR NEAR YOU. .@RuffinMcNeill is now an author of a children's book that will hit shelves soon. Can't...
View ArticleRoger Goodell failed, just like he was supposed to
Remember now what a blank social boffin the NFL strapped to its face to begin with: a Senator's son from a safety school who quite literally never worked anywhere else but in the sports job he got...
View ArticleAPOLOGIES, HERE'S NEWS OF AN INDICTMENT, GEAUX TIGAHS
THE ERA OF THE LSU LAMBORGHINI COMES TO A SAD END Hey, y'all. We had a busy day taking care of bureaucratic things and running around like a chicken with their head cut off, but a few things.A. It's...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/12/2014
WAKE UP PAWWWLLLLBILL FROM GAINESVILLE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS ANYMORE.Will Muschamp making jokes is not something we're really comfortable with, if only because it a.) means...
View ArticleCollege Football Playoff Threat Watch, Week 3: The only way to lose is to play
Every time you send your football team onto the field, you run the risk of looking bad. If you look bad, you probably aren't going to make the Playoff. Therefore, you should never send your team onto...
View ArticleThe Acrostical, Week 3: We survived Weird Road Trip Weekend
Oregon is aiming directly at the flashing circle on your chest, Bob Stoops is workin' on his night moves, and you can go to UConn to make computers fart.Sittin' Arkansas' gameplan against Texas Tech...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/16/2014
YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO WIN, OR ALSO LOSE, ARKANSAS STATENO SHAME IN THAT, ARKANSAS STATE.It's a game, and if faking death in the middle of a play isn't explicitly forbidden in the rules, then...
View ArticleHATIN' ASS SPURRIER, WEEK THREE
OHHHHHHHH GEORGIA I respect Mark Richt's character. Most folks wouldn't be strong enough to tithe away points like that.Makes sense that AT&T is the official cellphone provider of Georgia football...
View ArticleTHE SHUTDOWN FULLCAST WEEK FOUR: THE GREAT AWARENESS CHECK
THAT PHOTO SHOWS A SCORE FROM A GAME SYRACUSE LOST BY 56 POINTSShutdown Fullcast 2.3 dives directly into reader mail and finally answers the greatest question of our time: why do we dislike Syracuse?...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/18/2014
NO HASTE BEFORE YOU PASTE, LAFAYETTEHOT NATURAL BREAST MILF ON THREE! HUT! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUT! That's a real and now-deleted tweet, confirmed by Luke Zimmermann and first seen on R/CFB. Always test out...
View ArticleA COLLEGE FOOTBALL FAN FROM 1999 PREVIEWS THE WEEK
POKEMONThis week's previews are done by a college football fan from the year 1999. Auburn at Kansas State. He's still there? DOGG. Well, that probably means it's a collection of like fifty rejects from...
View ArticleFACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: AUBURN AT KANSAS STATE
THE NICEST HIGHLANDERNEBULOUS STATISTICAL COMPARISONS OF DUBIOUS VALIDITYCan you quantify how annoying a team is to play? Probably, and a good place to start for that offensively would be looking at...
View ArticleEDSBS POINT-COUNTERPOINT: SHOULD YOU STEAL SIGNALS IN FOOTBALL?
AN IMPORTANT DEBATE Last night during the Auburn/Kansas State game Bill Snyder gently suggested that, in his halftime adjustments, one thing the Wildcats needed to do was conceal their signals better....
View ArticleHOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THIS GAME: ALABAMA
COME TO US, EMOTIONS BALLTODAY I HAVE THE EMOTIONAL BALL AND I AM FEELING LIKE:[grabs ball]I FEEL EXCITED WHEN...I get to watch football, especially if it is Florida! That's a great thing.I FEEL...
View ArticleCollege Football Playoff threat watch, week 4: Every football team is bad
Few Playoff contenders escaped the weekend without major question marks, and we wouldn't have it any other way.An instantaneous survey of five teams in the best position for the College Football...
View ArticleBLATANT HOMERISM: KYLE CHRISTY ENTERS THE HEISMAN RACE
A TRIUMPH FROM START TO FINISH Blatant Homerism looks at most Florida games up close in an entirely biased, pro-Gator fashion. This week we highlight the positives of the Alabama-Florida game. Or, um:...
View ArticleNICK SABAN GIVES OUT FASHION ADVICE
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zR_-YIPP49U" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe> Nick Saban was normcore before normcore existed, so yes, you should listen to...
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