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HATIN' ASS SPURRIER IS ACTUALLY JUST REGULAR SPURRIER THIS WEEK
LET THE MASTER SPEAKThis is normally the spot when Hatin' Ass Spurrier goes up, but that's going to wait until tomorrow for one very important reason: the real Spurrier outdid any fictional characters...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/23/2014
THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE THE CLANGA IS WHAT YOU'RE TASTING HEREMississippi State fans can commemorate their victory over LSU w/ delicious cakes courtesy of the Starkville WalMart....
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The Acrostical, Week 4: Just go outside
"El Tractorcito" is the country's finest nickname, Indiana takes on all the rights and responsibilities that come with being the SEC East's best team, and the Week 5 schedule sets up for us all to get...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST, WEEK FOUR: BOBBY COX, FUTURE MICHIGAN COACH
AN EJECTION IN THE THIRD QUARTER, JUST LIKE BO WOULD HAVE WANTED ITTHE SHUTDOWN FULLCAST RETURNS. This week ain't much, but it still means you get fifty minutes of heavy chortling about the following...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/25/14
LIFELONG GAMECOCKS FAN TO MAKE PICKS ON GAMEDAYPLEASE ASSIST THEM IN THIS IMPORTANT FIGHT. Noted vampiric sports louse/gimp Kenny Chesney will be the guest picker at South Carolina because he is a...
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For one of the nationâs ascendant offensive stars, this bath routine is a means to enhance both his preparation for football and his recovery from its rigors. Before a game, it allows Foster to...
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FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: TEXAS TECH AT OKLAHOMA STATE
GUNS AND GUNS AND GUNS AND GUNS AND GUNSNEBULOUS STATISTICAL COMPARISONS OF DUBIOUS VALIDITYFootball's not a hard sport. As an example, let's look at Oklahoma State, currently the #15 team in F+, and...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/26/2014
SORRY DUDEHERE IS ARIZONA STATE'S ENTIRE NIGHT IN ONE MOMENT Bless your heart, Christian Westerman. That man sacking your quarterback isn't even your assignment, but you're the one the cameras caught...
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WEEK FIVE AS PREVIEWED BY OUTKAST LYRICS
IN HONOR OF OUTKAST WEEKEND IN ATL, A PREDICTIVE SELECTION FROM WEEK FIVEIowa at PurdueFat titties turn to teardrops as fat ass turns to flab Sores that was open wounds eventually turn to scab--"13th...
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College Football Playoff threat watch, Week 5: Just don't play Arkansas
All of the SEC West is mentioned here in one way or another, along with the country's other top contenders for the first College Football Playoff.An instantaneous survey of five teams in the best...
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The Acrostical, Week 5: Charting chaos and recognizing fire
Brady Hoke's next job will involve a giant novelty sign, the Charlie Weis retirement plan is one we should all try, and Tennessee will beat Florida in a just universe. It's the big college football...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/30/2014
NEVER STOP ASKING TO KICK IT WAR DAMN EL SEGUENDOWhen will this get old nope never never never stop remixing the Kick Six, ever.THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO ANYTHING. If it takes two days to issue a...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 2.5: MICHIGAN RIOTS/THE WORST TEAMS EVER
ANN ARBOR IS ABLAZE (WITH THE FIRE OF THE MIND!) OH IT'S SHUTDOWN FULLCAST TIME. Some of us were drinking during the entiRetY of lAst Night's podcast, so this got out of hand and went a full 56 minutes...
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Outkast, at last
Outkast played what might be their last shows ever this weekend. This is what it was like one of those nights.1. Centennial Park in Atlanta is the Olympic Park, so there is a statue of Pierre de...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/2/2014
NO ONE IS READY LOOK AT IT. Just look at all of this weekend's schedule and try not to remove your pants immediately.WHY DID YOU LET A MAN NAMED SANFORD LOVINGOOD HANDLE MONEY HE JUST SOUNDS LIKE OLD...
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EVERYONE'S MADE BAD CHOICES, MICHIGAN
TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A MAIZE WOOD, AND WE TOOK THE ONE TO HELL Okay, so Michigan chose Brady Hoke over Kevin Sumlin. We've all made mistakes in our choices in life. Ryan: Okay. I suspect you'll have...
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FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: ARIZONA AT OREGON
NO THE DUCK WASN'T ASLEEP HE WAS JUST RESTING HIS EYES WHICH DON'T EVER CLOSE The Factor Five pops a Ritalin and prepares for a 10:30 kick.NEBULOUS STATISTICAL COMPARISONS OF DUBIOUS VALIDITYYour bland...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/3/2014
YOU MISSED A DUMB, FUN GAME IF YOU FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHTPREVIOUS! If you were a sensible person and went to bed last night and missed Arizona/Oregon, you missed a lot of very dumb and entertaining...
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College Football Playoff threat watch, Week 6: FSU, featuring the SEC West
If the season ended right now, half of college football's four-team field might be from one state. And not a state anybody would've expected.An instantaneous survey of four teams in the best position...
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TREON HARRIS SUSPENDED PENDING CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION
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