IN HONOR OF OUTKAST WEEKEND IN ATL, A PREDICTIVE SELECTION FROM WEEK FIVE
Iowa at Purdue
Fat titties turn to teardrops as fat ass turns to flab
Sores that was open wounds eventually turn to scab
--"13th Floor/Growing Old," Outkast
Minnesota at Michigan
Sometimes I wonder how I get over
The weight of everything is tearing up my soul but
Shit is heavy like the world on my shoulder
People telling me be strong like a soldierBut I suffer tremendous damage
--"Tremendous Damage", Big Boi
Tennessee at Georgia
One to da two, da three, da four
Dem dirty Red Dogs done hit the door
And they got everybody on they hands and knees
And they ain't gonna leave until they find them keys
--"Dirty South, Goodie Mob and Outkast
Temple at UConn
Kim: But girl...
Cookie: What?
Kim: Dick so short!
(Short!)
--"Kim and Cookie (Interlude)" Outkast
Baylor at Iowa State
No drugs or alcohol
so I can get the signal clear as day
Put my Glock away I got a stronger weapon
That never runs out of ammunition
so I'm ready for war okay
--"ATLiens," Outkast
Duke at Miami
Cause the whole, world, loves it when you don't get down
(Bah bah-da, bah bah bah-da da)
And the whole, world, loves it when you make that sound
(Bah bah-da, bah bah bah-da da)
And the whole, world, loves it when you're in the news (Bah bah-da, bah bah bah-da da)
And the whole, world, loves it when you sang the blues (Bah bah-da, bah bah bah-da da)
--"The Whole World," Outkast
Florida State at NC State
'Cause they know where you live and they've seen what ya drive
And they say they gonna put one in your helmet
'Cause you brag 'bout that watch, and all them things that you got
Them dirty boys turn your poundcake to red velvet
--"Red Velvet", Outkast
Louisiana Tech at Auburn
Livin by the grace of God
At the pace of the Devil life is hard, we speedballin
With no time to waste
The treble tends to weeble wobble over the bass, we speedballin
Nose wanna blow out steam
So make some fuckin noise if you know what I mean, we speedballin
--"Speedballin'," Outkast
Texas at Kansas
I met a gypsy and she hipped me to some life game
To stimulate then activate the left and right brain
Said baby boy you only funky as your last cut
You focus on the past your ass'll be a has what
--"Rosa Parks," Outkast
Florida (bye week)
'96 gon' be that year that all y'all playa haters can bite me,
I'm out this bitch
--"Elevators (Me and You)", Outkast
Mizzou at South Carolina
Sir Luscious got gator belts and patty melts and Monte Carlos And El Dorados
I'm waking up out of my slumber feeling like Ralo
So follow it's showtime at the Apollo Minus the Kiki Shepard
What about a ho in a leopard-print
Teddy Pendergrass cooler than Freddie Jackson Sippin a milkshake in a snowstorm
Left my throat warm in the dorm room at the AU
We blew hay too, athletes might take you
But you must have me mistaken with them statements that you make
Cause
Ain't nobody dope as me
I'm just so fresh and clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
--"So Fresh and So Clean", Outkast