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PAAAAAAWWWWWLLLL WE GOT AN OPEN THREAD
It's the first Monday after an Alabama loss, and that means it's time for an open thread to celebrate the happiest day in college football: Alabama fans opening a vein, and pouring it into the chalice...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/7/2014
GET YOKED, SON, THAT'S JUST A DISGRACEFUL PERFORMANCEHIT THE WEIGHTS, SON. The cop barely has to try, dude.We hope Saban yelled at him about getting off the block as he passed. The funniest part if you...
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HATIN' ASS SPURRIER PUTS WEEK SIX IN A RUSSIAN SPACESHIP
FAREWELL, LITTLE COSMONAUT HALLIDAYWhen you see a chance to pull a twig off the Dan Hawkins coaching bonsai, Oregon, I guess you gotta do it.Lookin' dumb at home made Tim Allen a TV star, so I see what...
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UF police received a complaint that Gators quarterback Skyler Mornhinweg got into a fight with a teammate, defensive lineman Gerald Willis. Both players subsequently declined to press charges against...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST WEEK SIX: WE DEBATE FLORIDA MAN
UPSETS, WRIGHT THOMPSON IMITATIONS, AND WHY TO NEVER, EVER RECRUIT A QBThe Shutdown Fullcast this week attempts to cover oh so many topics after the most chaotic week of the season yet. A brief roadmap...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/9/2014
CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR TEAM IS THREE AND TWOGOOD MORNING Mute it to enjoy your own private David Lynch movie!FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. Despite saying Paul Johnson was the best in the business at the...
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PAUL JOHNSON'S ALMANAC
A USEFUL GUIDE FOR OH FUCK IT JUST READ ITON THE EARLY ONSET OF WINTER FOR 2014Winter will come sooner than usual for 2014. Or it won't. Either way you need to get off my porch, mister. That dog barks...
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An autograph dealer tried to tattle on Todd Gurley. Here's the email
Georgia suspended Heisman-contending running back Todd Gurley Thursday due to an alleged rule violation.September 30, I received an email. That email, with name and number redacted:I have video of Todd...
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College Football Playoff threat watch, Week 7: It's not your fault, Florida...
If you're just now waking up from a months-long sleep, do not be alarmed by the two names you read at the top of this list.An instantaneous survey of four teams in the best position for the College...
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BLATANT HOMERISM: LSU
WALTWALT---1. We didn't watch the game. We were in Michigan, another team beset by poor play, incompetent management, and a sudden lack of people who can play football. They played another team with a...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/14/2014
AS THE LEAVES TURN SO DOTH VOLUME RISE THE SWEETEST SONG OF AUTUMN Ahhhhh, Nick Saban's arms getting all flappy as he talks about getting pissed off and scares everyone in the room. Like the sound of...
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<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BoCf3WqVyx4" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe> Tommy Lewis, the fullback who in the 1954 Cotton Bowl came off the bench to...
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Michigan football at the edge
In Ann Arbor the mood is the wrong kind of unhappy.He uses the word bum. I have never heard the word bum in a football stadium, at least not in the 21st century, but this 40-ish fan in a Michigan...
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HATIN' ASS SPURRIER SAYS EVERY SCHOOL CAN BE A SAFETY SCHOOL
WEEK SEVEN BRINGS CHAOS AND A COPY OF OLD YELLER FOR FLORIDABYU's a family friendly program, and nothing's more family than wasting a day in Orlando.I assume it's called the Carrier Dome because...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST: WE FINALLY TALK ABOUT FLORIDA STATE
SOUNDS LIKE SOME CLICKBAIT TO METhe Shutdown Fullcast with ourselves, Jason Kirk, and Ryan Nanni this week includes such topics as:We finally talk about Florida State, and whether Chad Henne could hit...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/16/2014
A GENTLEMAN NAPS IN ANN ARBOR'S FINE FALL WEATHER GOOD EVENING, ANN ARBORPresumably overjoyed over the prospect of Michigan beginning to have discussions about Dave Brandon not doing his job as...
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The Acrostical: Everyone should just be more like the Pac-12
This week's rundown hopes for increased chaos output from everyone besides the West Coast conference, starting with you, Notre Dame-Florida State.ChaosNotre Dame vs. Florida State should get you...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/17/2014
LATER THAN USUAL BECAUSE WE LEFT OUR LAPTOP IN ATLANTA MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. We mean, it's not technically a garbage truck, but one of those haulers they use to tote demolished...
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BLATANT HOMERISM: MIZZOU
ONE GRAIN OF SAND. IT IS ALL THAT REMAINS OF MY VAST EMPIREAfter losing 42-13 to Mizzou on homecoming night in the new new low of lows, only two players came over for the alma mater: punter Kyle...
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College Football Playoff threat watch: Where the state of Mississippi is the...
An instantaneous survey of five teams in the best position for the College Football Playoff's four spots at this very moment, plus the biggest threats looming for each. Be advised: these have nothing...
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