SHUTDOWN FULLCAST WEEK SIX: WE DEBATE FLORIDA MAN

UPSETS, WRIGHT THOMPSON IMITATIONS, AND WHY TO NEVER, EVER RECRUIT A QB

The Shutdown Fullcast this week attempts to cover oh so many topics after the most chaotic week of the season yet. A brief roadmap of the chaos:

1. A review of games including why you should always trust a team with a big-butted running back
2. Around 22 mintues or so, Jason reads a New York Times article about artisanal popcorn in Wright Thompson's voice. This is Jason saying "WHOLE FOODS" in that voice. It will the hottest ringtone of 2014.
3. Reader mail, including the coaches with the dumbest voices, what food Bret Bielema might eat off of his life partner in a celebratory mood, and an important discussion about which part of Florida produces the most Florida men.
4. A brief preview of the week ahead including a rumination on why you should never, ever recruit a quarterback.

Listen , below in the Soundcloud player, or on iTunes under the Sports tag. We're on iTunes! Stop asking WE'RE ON ITUNES DAMMIT.