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NOTES FROM WATCHING A VERY BAD FOOTBALL TEAM LOSE VERY BADLY
NOW IT'S JUST FUNNY1. This is not objective. Please don't pretend it is. There is the thing where you write about someone else's team, and then there is the thing where you write about your team, the...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/21/2014
SPIT THAT HOT FIRE, LOU HOLTZADJIBKLDJBFFKJDHGIGBKDGHHGGAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.Rece Davis speaks fourteen languages, including Lou Holtz, and we bet he doesn't even know it. We mean that: it would not shock...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/22/2014
THAT'S GOOD HATE, MICHIGAN STATEWILL THIS PERDITION TRAIN EVER SCHEDULE ANOTHER STOP BESIDES FAIR ANN ARBOR?The block ‘M’ on Michigan’s campus has been painted green. pic.twitter.com/lGFvnXeVbv —...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST: THE NOTRE DAME CONSPIRACY CONTINUES
WHY BONECRUSHER WOULD GET YOUR FOOTBALL PLAYERS SQUATTING HEAVY IN NO TIME AT ALL This week's Fullcast covers the following critical topics:Notre Dame conspiracy theoriesWhy every school should have a...
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MARYLAND FOOTBALL FLIES UPRIGHT
Come on Randy, from time to time even a Terp has to drop it for the ladies. (via)
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College Football Playoff threat watch, Week 9: Oregon returns, flaws and all
An instantaneous survey of four teams in the best position for the College Football Playoff's four spots at this very moment, plus the biggest threats looming for each. Be advised: these have nothing...
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TODAY'S FLIGHTAWARE UPDATES
THE COACHING SEARCH NEVER SLEEPS AND NEITHER DOES FLIGHTAWARE GAINESVILLE, UPDATE: 9:28 a.m.MICHIGAN, UPDATE: 1:49 p.m.PITT: UPDATE, 12:39 p.m.SMU, UPDATE: 4:18 p.m.LSU, UPDATED: 3:28 a.m., Sunday...
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The Acrostical, Week 9: The value of staying angry forever
Gary Patterson demands 83 points next time, Cal football is the most entertaining fire department ever, and you are the next to fail at trying to tackle Josh Robinson.RobinsonJosh Robinson did not run...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/28/14
BEING HAPPY IS A SIGN YOU ARE NOT A GOOD FOOTBALL COACHALL HAIL THE ACROSTICAL. The usual scattered nonsense, with a special emphasis on teams that stay pissed off forever thanks to their obsessive...
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HATIN' ASS SPURRIER BURIES WEEK NINE IN THE ENDZONE
CALL LES MILES CAMBRIDGE CAUSE HE OWNS OXFORD, TOOIf you think academics don't matter in college football, then what about the Virginia Tech offense's year long "Salute To Jamestown?"Check the birth...
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MISSISSIPPI STATE IS IN THE BIG 8
1. Mississippi State (now alone in WAC) 2. Florida State 3. Auburn 4. Alabama
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST, WEEK NINE: A HEFTY DOSE OF F-MARSHALL
LET'S SNORT THIS LINE OF CENTRUM BRUHONLY THE FASTEST DISCUSSION OF THE PLAYOFF WILL DO. Which is why we're discussing it no less than sixteen hours afterwards, because speed kills and we like to stay...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/30/2014
TRETOLA FOR HEISMANAS GOOD A SUGGESTION AS WE'VE SEENWe are totally in favor of giving the Heisman to Sebastian Tretola at this point. If not him, give it to Jameis Winston twice in order to finally...
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ANOTHER UPDATED GUIDE TO THE COCKTAIL PARTY
DON'T GO1. You should not book a hotel room if you don't have to book a hotel room. The World's Largest Cocktail Party happens in Jacksonville, a city maligned by horrible Northeastern flyby...
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FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: FLORIDA STATE AT LOUISVILLE
FSU'S GONNA KEEP DODGIN' THAT POLICE SNIPER LIKE A CHAMPIONThe Factor Five Five Factor Preview is the *only* college football game preview that almost always picks the wrong team to win but doesn't...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/31/2014
A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY FOR A SPECIAL GHOUL HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK SABANHe turns 63 today.TALKIN' BOUT THE NOLES. In yet another triumphant performance against all odds against a vastly superior opponent, the...
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Reese's candies, ranked
Also? 1. Reese’s Mini Cups 2. Reese’s Pieces 3. Reese’s Cups — Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) October 31, 2014First, putting Reese's Mini Cups on top is buying alcohol in tiny bottles when what you want...
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THE FIVE SCARIEST FILMS FOR YOUR HALLOWEEN EVENING
CUDDLE UP AND WATCH A CHILLER WITH YOUR LOVED ONES THIS WEEKEND5. THE SHINING. Kubrick's clinical precision gives an already frightening Stephen King story an ice-cold edge that cuts the viewer to the...
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College Football Playoff threat watch: Talkin' 'bout the Noles
An instantaneous survey of the teams in the best position for the College Football Playoff at this moment, led by the most revered and respected institution in all of amateur sports.1. Florida...
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BLATANT HOMERISM: VOLTAIRE AND FIREHORSE DEBATE FLORIDA/GEORGIA
SOMETIMES YOU NEED A HORSE AND A PHILOSOPHER. After a lengthy absence, Voltaire and FIREHORSE calmly debate the proper way to react to Florida's shocking defeat of Georgia. VOLTAIRE: If an ass shall...
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