LES MILES EXPLAINS THE HOLIDAYS
TREESThe official transcription from Les Miles on our civic duty to vote. pic.twitter.com/C80CACKzIF — Robert Stewart (@TigerRagRobert) November 3, 2014Arbor DayFor which we respect trees, and because...
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COUNTRY FABULOUS AS ALWAYS, MISS STATE ALL GOLD EVERYTHANG, AGAIN. Miss State's gold-accented Egg Bowl unis are one of our favorite variations, mostly because putting gold trim on stuff is so sincerely...
View ArticleSTEVE SPURRIER MEETS TAYLOR SWIFT
"I was telling our coaching staff, I think Taylor Swift’s got a song called ‘Shake it Off.’ Ugh."Steve Spurrier citing Taylor Swift, and yanno, also saying he'll come back for next year as the head...
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NO SERIOUSLY WHY DIDN'T THE BALLOT BOX BURST INTO FLAME AND START BELCHING OUT SUMERIAN CURSES AT YOU--
View ArticlePRESS F TO TALK ABOUT THE NOLES
HAVE YOU NO SHAME, AT LONG LAST? Now you have trod across the bridge which spans the river we have labeled "TooFar" on this official map of the internet, #FSUTwitter. (by @celebrityhottub)
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/5/2014
THE PRETTIEST MAN IN OKLAHOMA WEARS HIS CROWNTHE PRETTIEST AND THE BADDEST. These titles both belong to the same person in this picture and it's Barry Switzer.Do with this what you will, Twitter. RT...
View ArticleTHE SHUTDOWN FULLCAST WEEK ELEVEN: COME AT US, PAT SAJAK
WHICH PODCAST IS THIS? WE DONE BEEN LOST COUNT. This week's edition is late and for that you get the refund of NOTHING. Topics include:a baffling discussion of Billy Joel and whether he has ever seen a...
View ArticleBEST STAR WARS MOVIE, IMHO
Finally glad to see Star Wars make a high character movie that's made the right way on class and on indignity, on the in the classroom and off the field.
View ArticleFACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: CLEMSON AT WAKE FOREST
SOMETIMES THERE ARE OTHER THINGS GOING ONThe FACTOR FIVE preview this week looks at Clemson/Wake Forest this week, and wait what are you doing--NEBULOUS STATISTICAL COMPARISONS OF DUBIOUS VALIDITY....
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/7/2014
ARE YOU READY HELL NO WAIT WAIT WAIT---HALLO FREEK. It's Archie Manning in the back that gets the multiple viewings going.CLEMSON ENDS GAME IN PREDICTABLE CLEMSON FASHION. That is, by looking like...
View ArticleStop worrying about the College Football Playoff and learn to love your team
The end will arrive when it will arrive, whether we want it to hurry up or not. So let's have fun along the way.Before you watch a single game of college football this Saturday, consider the Kansas...
View ArticleCollege Football Playoff threat watch, Week 11: TCU flips into the top 4
Auburn's fall makes room in the top four for a new team in the if-the-season-ended-right-now Playoff picture.An instantaneous survey of the teams in the best position for the College Football Playoff...
View ArticleLSUFREEK ON: BAMA SLAPPING LSU
ONE WORD AND HE WILL HIT YOU AGAIN P.S. That's not what happened at all in real life when the two met pregame. Like, not at all in even a metaphorical sense.
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/11/2014
CELEBRATE THAT FIRST TD BY SIGNING THE BALL, TODDGURLEY, FREED. The suspension is over, and maybe Mark Richt will just choose to ease him into the game and okay well yeah maybe not--Mark Richt on radio...
View ArticleThe Acrostical, Week 11: Are you running the dang ball enough?
A word with the new head coach of surprising UAB, a Jerry Kill dance appreciation, and a reminder that everything worth anything started in the MAC. Your regular weekend college football...
View ArticleLSU ISSUES FORMAL APOLOGY TO ALABAMA
THESE ACTIONS WERE ALL COMMITTED BY A SMALL MINORITY OF LSU FANS. ALL OF THEM. Dear Coach Saban,We hope you enjoyed your visit to Tiger Stadium, America's greatest sporting environment. Alabama played...
View ArticleHATIN' ASS SPURRIER HAS SEEN BOB STOOPS NAKED
THAT'S THE FIRST ART ANYONE IN BAYLOR'S EVER APPRECIATEDSure, Georgia's offense showed up a week late, but that'll get you a promotion at Time Warner Cable.If you've seen Bob Stoops naked, you know...
View ArticleSHUTDOWN FULLCAST 2.11: PLAYOFF RANKINGS MEET SCIENCE
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE BOLDLY EXPOSES AN UNKNOWING SOUL TO THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGSThis week's Shutdown Fullcast features:a bold science experiment with the college football playoff rankings tries to...
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OH J. COLE MUSIC YOU'RE ALL DEAD NOWYOU'RE ALL DEAD NOW. Oh, it's just another J.Cole-themed video until Gurley's jersey appears.It's fun to say that Todd Gurley will roll into this game and run for...
View ArticleTHINGS BRET BIELEMA WILL CALL HIS DANISH SIGNEE
WELCOME TO ARKANSAS, HJALTE FROHOLDT. HALTER FROBOLD. HARTA COFOLD. Danish Hog commit Hjalte Froholdt introduces himself to Hog fans (& we start practicing pronouncing his name)...
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