PAUL, WHAT DO WE GOTTA DO TO GET LANE KIFFIN A RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS
The blue monkey-demon thing popped up on the screen when the kids were playing Skylanders: Trap Team yesterday, and we thought a few things, like yes, it's odd to call a video game "Trap Team" without the involvement of Gucci Mane or Jeezy at any stage in its development. We also thought how weird it was that, on the day when the SEC was to summon its worst demons and allow each of them to feast in turn on its most sensitive body parts, this would pop up as the familiar for the day without anyone even inviting him to the party.
Finally, it's weird that someone made a villain in a children's video game look exactly like Paul Finebaum. But hey, being a terrible parent has its benefits. Sometimes you get a little more peace and quiet than other parents while they rot their brains with digital entertainment, and sometimes you let them loose without supervision and amazing things happen. Like look: Urban Meyer let the kids out in the yard, and they came back with Nick Saban's wallet!
What this adds up to is that we're going to listen to the Paul Finebaum Show, and as a community savor the anguish of Alabama and Auburn fans, both out of sympathy and in the interest of pure schadenfreude. You should be able to listen here, or watch live on the SEC Network if you're like us and blessed with the TV-friendly couchlifestyle.