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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/16/2014
MICHIGAN HAS A GIF AND THAT'S A START DOES MICHIGAN HAVE A COACH? No. But they do have this aspirational and inspirational GIF.So you've got that, Michigan, and for now that'll have to be enough....
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Stuff I wrote in 2014
Because sometimes you forget what you did for the past 365 daysI wrote the following stuff this year that I didn't totally hate.Consider the Villain, or 24 Hours at Florida State. I checked into the...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/18/2014
HELLO JACKSONVILLE TURN UP JACKSONVILLEWhat doe this have to do with college football right now, you ask? Our hangover. That's how this has anything to do with college football, and the meetings we're...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/19/2014
JIM HARBAUGH IS A REAL LIVE CRAZY PERSON WELL, HELL, TOMORROW THERE ARE BOWL GAMES AND WE WILL WATCH THEM. NO REALLY WE ARE DEEPLY UNPREPARED FOR ALL THE MEDIOCRE FOOTBALL WE WILL HAVE TO WATCH AND...
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What Odell Beckham Jr.'s latest victim needs to do now
The Rams safety tried to defend Odell Beckham, Jr., and now he must wander the earth forever.Mark Barron must lie on his back on the field, and hold a microwave burrito in his hands until it warms to a...
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THE PERILS OF HAVING A COACH
OUR RECRUITING CLASS IS THIIIIIIIIIIS BIG It's so good to not be Michigan, because Michigan fans have another week until Jim Harbaugh is their coach or not. In the interim, Michigan fans will discover...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/23/14
BRING US YOUR HARBAUGHSTHE THIRST IS SO REAL Happy Birthday, Jim. #GoBluepic.twitter.com/kameWJ7F5S — Michigan Football (@umichfootball) December 23, 2014The Michigan Twitter account is funny and...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/26/2014
ONLY THE SPICIEST LATERALS MADE OUR HOLIDAY BRIGHTCLEARLY IT'S ALREADY THE BEST BOWL GAME EVER. Put your hand over your heart, indeed.ALL THE BOWL GAMES TODAY ARE AWFUL. You'll watch them, though. Even...
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THE UNPOPPED KERNELS OF BOWL SEASON
TWO TEAMS, ONE PLAY, TWO TURNOVERS, ZAXBYSBowl season is eating a bag of movie popcorn in reverse. You start with the unpopped greasy kernels at the top, and work down into the mantle layer of...
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THE UNDERCARD ARRIVES: NEW YEAR'S EVE
ALL HAIL PERCOCET WELL HELLO FROM PROMETHAZINE LAND. If the Percocet don't get you, the anti-nausea meds will, and that is not an exaggeration. Writing on painkillers and promethazine feels like every...
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THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE BY THE HANDS OF MAN
PLAY THEM ALL AT ONCE FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT NO REALLY PLAY THEM ALL AT ONCE AND HEAR THE SOUND OF THE UNIVERSE IN HARMONY
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13 notes on the shocking first day of the College Football Playoff
All of the following things just happened in a very short span of time.1. Florida State completely collapsed. You know what they say about pressure: it bursts pipes or creates diamonds. Or sometimes,...
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THE FINEBAUM OPEN THREAD AT THE END OF THE WORLD
PAUL, WHAT DO WE GOTTA DO TO GET LANE KIFFIN A RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS The blue monkey-demon thing popped up on the screen when the kids were playing Skylanders: Trap Team yesterday, and we thought a...
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Drew Brees turns breakfast into a cry for help
There's a thing in dramas where, in order to humanize an invincible character, the writers take away the primary thing the character does. The character then turns to something else, something they are...
View ArticleJEFF DRISKEL TO TRANSFER TO LOUISIANA TECH
JEFF DRISKEL TO TRANSFER TO LOUISIANA TECHSometimes it doesn't work out, and sometimes things go badly, and then sometimes you trip over a pebble and into the Grand Canyon. And then, sometimes...
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AN EXTREMELY SUPERFICIAL REVIEW OF NEW HIRE JIM MCELWAIN
AND NOW WE JUDGE HIS COACHNESS BY THE SHALLOWEST MEASURES IMAGINABLE Accent: An SEC coach needs an accent, and McElwain has one. It's not a Southern accent of any sort, which is a minor crime, but he...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/6/2015
MIKE STOOPS PLEASE STEP INTO THE MOON DOOR BOB STOOPS CRIMSON AND CREAM WEDDING CONTINUESpic.twitter.com/ftrICFj4t1 — Josh Heupel (@OU_CoachHeupel) January 6, 2015The Summer of Bob was brief; it...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/7/2015
BRUTUS IS FORCE CHOKING YOU AS HARD AS HE CAN AND THAT'S HOW THE OHIO STATE JEDI ORDER WORKS.OSU's Tyvis Powell: "I am Cardale's roommate. He's my son. I am his father." There was no further...
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VERY FUNNY, EVIL ANONYMOUS DONOR
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES VERY FUNNY SMELLING TOAST NOW SOMEONE SENT US THIS IN THE MAIL TODAY.WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE LAWS IF PEOPLE CAN JUST SEND YOU PTSD THROUGH THE MAILWE GOTTA BE HONEST WE'RE REALLY NOT...
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Rob Gronkowski, the world's weightless all-time jock
Rob Gronkowski is a weightless thing. Not literally: if he's in shape, he's right at 266 pounds or so. And because he is in shape, Rob Gronkowski weighs exactly 266 pounds right now, give or take a...
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