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HELP US PUT TOGETHER TEXAS BINGO
TIME TO MARRY MY FIRST LOVE, GUNWe're going to Texas tomorrow for the title game in Dallas. Frisco, Texas to be specific, since the REAL game is happening there, the FCS Championship between North...
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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/4fNQfYFbY-g" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe> Ah, that was great, that thing that happened nine days ago. Was it nine days ago?...
View ArticleDallas is at least a pretty good place for the National Championship game
It seems like a curious choice to hold the first College Football Playoff National Championship Game in Jerry's World. Spencer Hall explains.Watch on YouTube | Subscribe to SB Nation on YouTube
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With Oregon and Ohio State set to square off in the Lone Star State, Spencer Hall fully embraces everything that is Texas culture.Watch on YouTube | Subscribe to SB Nation on YouTube
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST! THE GIANT TEXAS-SIZED EDITION
HOWDY, WE FOUND TWO ANDREW LUCKS SHUTDOWN FULLCAST BACK. For the first time all three of us are in the same room AND actually guest-edited by Ty from the Solid Verbal, so if we sound even more...
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13 notes on Ohio State's Playoff Championship win in JerryWorld
You can see everything on that bigass screen, but that doesn't make you any smarter. That's the fun part.1. Texas is SuperAmerica, or at least America Plus. For instance, JerryWorld's got a lot of...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: ED ORGERON TAKES HIS BAYOU THRONE
WHO LET HIM HAVE A SWORDGOOD MORNING.Welcome home, @Coach_EdOrgeron! #LSU#GeauxTigerspic.twitter.com/lS2rddkNjW — LSU Football (@LSUfball) January 14, 2015The former USC interim coach, D-line master,...
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CAR BERATER: where I review your humble car
There's only one car worth reviewing: your car. Bored and in need of entertainment on Twitter one day, I asked to review the cars of followers. The response was overwhelming; it turns out that not only...
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OFFSEASON RE-ENTRY TIPS
GO EASY TO PREVENT INJURY 1. Don't stand up too quickly. Picture an astronaut fresh from re-entry after an extremely long stay in space. That's you right now after five months spent largely on the...
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BILL BELICHICK SHOULD COACH COLLEGE FOOTBALL
JUST IMAGINE THAT HOODED SCOWL AT A DECEMBER BOWL GAMEThe home visits would astonish. No, mom, he's not a vagrant. That's the coach. The one that was supposed to come by today. No, he's not a mendicant...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: LANE KIFFIN DID THAT DUMB THING FIRST
THAT THING YOU DID, IT'S BEEN DONE BY A MUMBLING OFFENSIVE GENIUSAs usual, the derivative, wholly unimaginative NFL cannot even invent its own scandals without stealing wholesale from college football....
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ERASE THIS GAME: WAKE FOREST-VIRGINIA TECH, 2014
THE DUMBEST GAME BOTH OF THESE TEAMS HAS EVER PLAYEDErase This Game is a new offseason feature in which we, merciless jerks that we are, find the dumbest football game ever played by one school. We...
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THE MC SAYS HELLO TO FINE ART
IT'S DEFINITELY ART IF THERE'S POOP IN IT Buncha new art comin'. @MGarcia_76@Jeff_Dillmanpic.twitter.com/21vN7gD75N — James Bates (@jb8sy) January 22, 2015Folk art is so close to Cracker Barrel art...
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How to love Bill Belichick, the NFL's last romantic
There are a number of people and things associated with the NFL worthy of your contempt. Bill Belichick shouldn't be one of them. There are two kinds of people in this world: those who like ornery,...
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HOW WE HAVE ALREADY ABANDONED NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
ROLL TIDE 1. To be a kinder, more mature person and football fan. They seemed benign enough: large, schlumpy, OTP residents headed to the zoo for the day dressed in head-to-toe FSU gear. The man's...
View ArticleBEAR BRYANT LOOKED REALLY, REALLY OLD
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zT24XRMZEnM" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe> It's been 32 years to the day since Bear Bryant died, which means it's time to...
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Q AND A: UCF'S NEW SUNDECK EXPLAINED
ENJOY A DELICIOUS BRANDON MARSHALLADA ON USBright House Networks Stadium will have a whole new look come Sept. 5: http://t.co/GGSOO8wBAg#TheESC#ChargeOnpic.twitter.com/yzhV1X01HS — UCF Knights...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL UNDERSTANDS THE NETWORK
THE IMAGINARY MOBSTERS OF MISSISSIPPI AREN'T REAL OR OKAY MAYBE THEY ARE "THE NETWORK"/T͟Hēˈnetˌwərk/Proper noun 1. The loose and mythical agglomeration of good ole boys, Dixie powerbrokers, pine...
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ERASE THIS GAME: TENNESSEE-KENTUCKY, 2011
THE MOMENT WHEN DEREK DOOLEY REALIZED HE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO DENTAL SCHOOLErase This Game is a new offseason feature in which we, merciless jerks that we are, find the dumbest football game ever played...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SEES HELICOPTERS
THAT PICTURE? JUST ALABAMA'S HELICOPTER DROPPING OFF SPARE RECRUITS IN AKRONPinkelcopter RT @Coach_Otter: Getting ready to head East. Rolling out the Red Carpet. #MizzouMadepic.twitter.com/EkhFdTIs6v —...
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