Man drifts with child, is now king of dads
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/HpmC-Mcc340" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe> Yes, this is a few months old, but fathering this legendary has no...
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THE TWITTER POETRY OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL
"Push Gatorade cart up ramp"Give us a widget that turns tweets into actual structured poems, and we will give you the best accidental poetry of college football.1. @finebaum 2. @DavidPollack473....
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL WANTS TO MAKE YOU SAFER
YOU'LL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS, ALBERTI'll never get a chance to win an SEC Title.I'll never get a chance to learn to fly, or sail around the world with my best friend, The Sugar Bowl...
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Baylor, here's how to brag about your fast food without making things up
The school tried to make Waco sound as if it's right on the cusp of a food renaissance, but it already offers so much for hungry athletes.Recruiting means telling lies, but really, Baylor?...
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WE DON'T REMEMBER HOW THIS WORKS
FLORIDA IS GETTING (checks notes) RE-CRU-ITS?A recruit newly committed to the University of Florida shows up in Gainesville.Shoo! Get out of here! I'll get the hose![calls HP customer service]No, I...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 2.17: THE SIGNING DAY SPECIAL
WE HAVE COMMITTED TO POOR AUDIO QUALITY UNIVERSITY WE BACK. The National Signing Day podcast discusses, among other things:the unfortunate weight gain of recruiting season for coaches, the inevitable...
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SIGNING DAY IS OVER: A REVIEW
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW IN ONE POST My favorite thing that I've seen so far covering National Signing Day at Clemson. pic.twitter.com/EmY13lhwsv — Brian Franey (@FraneyESPN) February 4,...
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THE BEST RECRUITING CLASSES IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL, RANKED
NOT BY QUALITY, MIND YOU, BUT BY ENTERTAINMENT VALUE 10. Wazzu.[/Mike Leach voice]There's a lot of ways to recruit, you see. The Navajo, they used to say that if something was touched by lightning,...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SALUTES FLORIDA MAN
WE'RE ALL JUST STARDUST MAN 1. Someone had to do it, and of course that someone is an asshole who lives in Brooklyn. Fortunately, this particular asshole did a really good job of channeling Florida...
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The fascinating weirdness of Tom Crean
Tom Crean can't help himself, so neither can the general public from ridiculing every defensive breakdown and bad haircut.What is wrong with Tom Crean? That's a great question. That's what you say when...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PUTS AD OUT FOR MAN WITH CASH
THE POSITION SHOULD FINALLY BECOME OFFICIAL If Rutgers is thinking about hiring a recruiting coordinator whose only real contribution to the program has been money and financial consulting, it's time...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL DEFINES SUCCESS
THIS CROCODILE DIDN'T DIE. HE LEVELED UP. He did it. Most of us talk about maxing out our potential in such vague, aimless, and hopelessly ambitious ways, but this creature--this creature did it.This...
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WINTER MEANS HAPPY THINGS LIKE LAQUON TREADWELL RUNNING
SEE IT'S NOT ALL SNOWSTORMS AND RECRUITING SNIPING IN FEBRUARYBeen through this process together with the same injury weeks apart @denzyrebfour the opportunity will come again. patiently waiting.. It's...
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THE PRESIDENTS ASSIGNED TO THEIR PROPER SCHOOLS
WE LEFT OUT VIRGINIA TECH FOR OBVIOUS REASONSGeorge Washington. Famous for being first, but hasn't done anything in centuries. RUTGERSJohn Adams. Sort of forgotten and small and lost to Thomas...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: SEC FRATERNITY MEMBERS DOING THINGS
REAL SIMULATION OF MAN VERSUS BULL NOT ACCURATEMid-February in the South and its brutal fifty degree temperatures drive the spry young frat boys of the SEC to cabin fever. Cabin fever induces madness;...
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Reviewing the terrifying dogs in Westminster's 'Working Group'
The Westminster Dog Show reviews its most massive and terrifying group tonight, the Working Group. Thus follows a terrifying review of the working group, mostly comprised of dogs designed for war,...
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DEAR AUBURN: LEAVE THE DOG ALONE
IT IS BY NAME A CAT SCHOOL, AFTER ALLTrust this advice from a fan of a team whose players and their interactions with dogs have never gone well: leave the dog alone. Yes, that is an adorable dog. All...
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FLORIDA GETS THIRD VICTORY IN A ROW
HELLO DYNASTYFlorida football is on a three victory streak. First: a triumphant win over East Carolina in the Birmingham Bowl, complete with what turned out to be literal pants-shitting effort from...
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