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SUGAR BOWL: SECOND HALF THREAD
This is your second half thread. SEC Fans! Feel free to disown yourselves of any association with Arkansas! Ohio State fans, LET THE RAWK FLOW.
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THIRD SHIFT: OREGON, BOISE, AND THE VAPORS SET IN
This is your evening thread. Turkey sandwiches and the dregs of the vodka bottle LET'S GO.
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Whoa Nelly: Bradford Out With Shoulder Injury
Details sketchy, but injury certain: Sam Bradford is to the locker room after a BYU defender landed on him in Dallas.
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DEAR AUBURN: LEAVE THE DOG ALONE
IT IS BY NAME A CAT SCHOOL, AFTER ALLTrust this advice from a fan of a team whose players and their interactions with dogs have never gone well: leave the dog alone. Yes, that is an adorable dog. All...
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Reviewing the terrifying dogs in Westminster's 'Working Group'
The Westminster Dog Show reviews its most massive and terrifying group tonight, the Working Group. Thus follows a terrifying review of the working group, mostly comprised of dogs designed for war,...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: SEC FRATERNITY MEMBERS DOING THINGS
REAL SIMULATION OF MAN VERSUS BULL NOT ACCURATEMid-February in the South and its brutal fifty degree temperatures drive the spry young frat boys of the SEC to cabin fever. Cabin fever induces madness;...
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THE PRESIDENTS ASSIGNED TO THEIR PROPER SCHOOLS
WE LEFT OUT VIRGINIA TECH FOR OBVIOUS REASONSGeorge Washington. Famous for being first, but hasn't done anything in centuries. RUTGERSJohn Adams. Sort of forgotten and small and lost to Thomas...
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WINTER MEANS HAPPY THINGS LIKE LAQUON TREADWELL RUNNING
SEE IT'S NOT ALL SNOWSTORMS AND RECRUITING SNIPING IN FEBRUARYBeen through this process together with the same injury weeks apart @denzyrebfour the opportunity will come again. patiently waiting.. It's...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL DEFINES SUCCESS
THIS CROCODILE DIDN'T DIE. HE LEVELED UP. He did it. Most of us talk about maxing out our potential in such vague, aimless, and hopelessly ambitious ways, but this creature--this creature did it.This...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PUTS AD OUT FOR MAN WITH CASH
THE POSITION SHOULD FINALLY BECOME OFFICIAL If Rutgers is thinking about hiring a recruiting coordinator whose only real contribution to the program has been money and financial consulting, it's time...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SALUTES FLORIDA MAN
WE'RE ALL JUST STARDUST MAN 1. Someone had to do it, and of course that someone is an asshole who lives in Brooklyn. Fortunately, this particular asshole did a really good job of channeling Florida...
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FLORIDA GETS THIRD VICTORY IN A ROW
HELLO DYNASTYFlorida football is on a three victory streak. First: a triumphant win over East Carolina in the Birmingham Bowl, complete with what turned out to be literal pants-shitting effort from...
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HATIN' ASS SPURRIER SWEEPS THE OSCARS
THE OBC PUTS DOWN HIS FIVE IRON FOR TEN SECONDS TO FLEX ON YOU HOLLYWOOD FOOLSDon't worry about Matthew McConaughey not picking up any awards for Interstellar. Any Longhorn fan's used to a pointless...
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THE MC TURNS OHIO STATE INTO A LOST SHIP
THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THE DEVIOUSNESS OF SEC CHEATIN'The SEC remains legendary for its cheating, so pardon the paranoia. Maybe getting Urban Meyer on a boat wasn't a conspiracy. Maybe putting him on...
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Don't watch the 'Parks and Rec' finale
Tonight a great show ends. Or doesn't. You decide.Parks and Recreation is a truly great television show. It has adorable characters who are somehow not cloying. It manages to be consistently funny...
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THE MC TAKES A YEAR OF READINESS
THE BIG TEN'S GOT AN IDEA FOR US ALL High off Ohio State reviving the conference singlehandedly with the first College Football Playoff Title, Jim Delany is seizing the moment, taking his new pocket...
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THE AFTERNOON CONSTITUTIONAL SALUTES A HERO
YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE TO THROW/ YOU ONLY GET THIS OPPORTUNITY ONCE TO LASSOThere are so few moments in life where you know you, and only you, are the only possible person for the situation. Frankly,...
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