THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL WANTS TO MAKE YOU SAFER

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YOU'LL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS, ALBERT

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I'll never get a chance to win an SEC Title.

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I'll never get a chance to learn to fly, or sail around the world with my best friend, The Sugar Bowl Trophy.

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I'll never have a chance to get married, or win another national championship.

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I'll never get a chance to do any of that, because my athletic director hired Will Muschamp as my head coach.

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Nationwide: never forget that your children and your football program could die at any second of any day. Never.