HELLO JACKSONVILLE
TURN UP JACKSONVILLE
What doe this have to do with college football right now, you ask? Our hangover. That's how this has anything to do with college football, and the meetings we're sitting through today in lieu of dicking around on the internet all day. Also this provides us with a reminder that Georgia lost to Florida this year and lost very badly to a very bad team. They lost. The Bulldogs. In football. Aspirin.
THE GAWD BO PELINI. The best way to exit a job is the Pelini way, forever, and make sure someone tapes it.
WE MAY BE APPROACHING THE GRUDEN ENVELOPE. Michigan appears to be so overleveraged in the direction of Jim Harbaugh that we may be at that Gruden point of where he's a.) either really coming, and just ironing out the details, b.) isn't coming, and is just getting numbers out there to get a raise for his next NFL job, or c.) absurd and possibly delusional aspiration only made plausible because sometimes, yes, Nick Saban says he's not leaving the Dolphins and leaves the Dolphins anyway. Nothing is real, hope is a lie, and no one can disprove the existence of your Harbaugh-bearing bank fairies until they don't appear.
DJ HUMPHRIES HAS NOT DECIDED, PER DJ HUMPHRIES
I have NOT made my decision on leaving for the NFL ... Careful what you read . . . Thanks a lot Gainesville Sun!!
— D.J. Humphries (@CashOutHump) December 18, 2014Questionable source, IMHO.
A STEP CLOSER TO FSU WINNING THE NATIONAL TITLE BY A FIELD GOAL AND TIPPED BALL CAUGHT FOR A FLUKE TD. This is just edging closer towards a bitter, bitter inevitability.
ETC: Alexis Sanchez is an erotic angel and his thighs are the pride of Chile.