JIM HARBAUGH IS A REAL LIVE CRAZY PERSON
WELL, HELL, TOMORROW THERE ARE BOWL GAMES AND WE WILL WATCH THEM. NO REALLY WE ARE DEEPLY UNPREPARED FOR ALL THE MEDIOCRE FOOTBALL WE WILL HAVE TO WATCH AND BILL C HAS A GUIDE OF SORTS BUT WE'RE GONNA TURN AROUND TOMORROW AND BE LIKE WHOA SLOW DOWN BOWL SEASON WE'RE NOT READY TO WATCH WEIRD TEAMS PLAY ON BLUE TURF JUST YET
JIM HARBAUGH IS A CRAZY PERSON. Besides the photo of Harbaugh doing pushups with a walrus, this article does a good job of outlining why any job search with Jim Harbaugh is difficult: because he is a legitimate crazy person, and no one knows what he is going to do at any time.
THE EXODUS BEGINS. Jake Ganus, UAB's leading tackler and eligible to transfer immediately, will end up in Athens in a rare reversal of the usual career trajectory of transfers between the states of Georgia and Alabama. Fuck the Board of Trustees of the state of Alabama for a lot of reasons, but especially for UAB. Oh, speaking of:
COACH OF DEFUNCT PROGRAM RECOGNIZED FOR WINNING SO MANY GAMES IT KILLED THE PROGRAM. Bill Clark won the CUSA coach of the year for being just a little too successful at UAB.
GOOD BULL HUNTING ARE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO EVER ASK PERMISSION TO GET INTO THE LIBERTY BOWL. They got a tour and everything.
ETC: Chimp mom expression, worth every minute on the internet ever; Joe Jamail, the greatest living American attorney who uses the word "fuck" a lot.