THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/2/2014
UAB FOOTBALL IS RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THE GOVERNOR'S LIST ALONG WITH MALARIA AND POVERTY LOL Q: DOES BRADY HOKE STILL HAVE A JOB? A: Yes, but maybe not for long.Brady Hoke &#Michigan interim AD Jim...
View ArticlePAUL JOHNSON TAKES QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ACC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
HE'LL KILL YOU ALL IF HE HAS TOThree-legged Paul Johnson is EASILY the most spectacular picture of 2014 (via @11AliveSports@TylerDawgden) pic.twitter.com/ad19105CIB — Aaron Torres (@Aaron_Torres)...
View ArticleSUBSTITUTES FOR JIM MCELWAIN'S BUYOUT
FLORIDA OWES COLORADO STATE 7.5 MIL OF SOMETHING. HERE'S HOW TO PAY IT.1. 12 guaranteed transfers of players who get arrested for bringing lit fireworks into a grocery store. "Surely that won't happen...
View ArticleSHUTDOWN FULLCAST 2.14: THE FIERCE PUNCH EPISODE
BRADY HOKE CAN'T STAND TO FLYThe Shutdown Fullcast returns for hiring season and championship week with:Why it's not easy to be Brady HokeHow you can fly all the way to Colorado and not really...
View ArticleA Florida owner's manual for new head coach Jim McElwain
You're walking into a very good situation. Relatively. Here's what you'll need to know.Hi. You're our new coach? Good. You've got some cool stuff to mess with around here.Your roster, despite the...
View ArticleMIKE RILEY TAKES A LONG BIKE RIDE
NEXT STOP, CORN! Where ya goin' Mike?Oh, Lincoln, Nebraska.How long's a ride like that, Coach? Oh, it's about 1600 miles and change, if you believe this GPS. How long would that take ya, Coach? Who...
View ArticleTHE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY: A THREE ACT PLAY
IN THE WORDS OF THE MEN WHO LIVED ITTHE TACKLERHonestly, what the heck am I supposed to do? It’s not like he’s coming at me in the open field and I’m saying, "huh, what if I just torpedo myself into...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/5/2014
GEORGE O'LEARY'S HAPPINESS IS THE WORLD'S LOSSDAMMIT, ECU. You don't just go and give George O'Leary a reason to display his hideous grin in public like that.The UCF radio crew went bonkers, as they...
View ArticleThe College Football Playoff committee avoided bold choices, and that works fine
The selection committee didn't do a perfect job, nor did it do anything bold. Everything worked out in the end.1. Maybe the road to TCU and Baylor getting snubbed from the first College Football...
View ArticleLET'S ALL PACE OURSELVES FOR OHIO STATE V. ALABAMA
THERE ARE A LOT OF HOT TAKES OUT THERE. LET'S NOT STUFF THEM INTO THE CONTENT MICROWAVE ALL AT ONCE. How long did that take oh we were just kidding WAIT SHIT SOMEONE ALREADY DID IT--Guhhh, just going...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/9/2014
OLE MISS IS TELLING YOUR SCHOOL TO GET BETTER VIDEO PEOPLEWE MEAN, IT'S BEEN PRETTY SPECTACULAR. It's a hype video so the editing is everything, but to consider that all this happened in a single...
View ArticleMISSISSIPPI STATE UNDERSTANDS MIAMI TELEVISION
ALL HAIL DOROTHY ZBORNAK, THE ORIGINAL NICK SABAN Mississippi State will meet Georgia Tech in the Orange Bowl, which is in Miami, and which once had a show called Miami Vice set in it. You should know...
View ArticleRead this and be delighted by Verne Lundquist
CBS' beloved voice of college football, college basketball, and golf mostly just misses calling Olympic figure skating.Spencer Hall: You've never seen an ending like the 2013 Iron Bowl, right?Verne...
View ArticleA QUICK GLOSSARY ABOUT THAT ONGOING COACHING SEARCH
A REFRESHER"No one has made any contact with anyone, even third parties, in this coaching search."We talked with them directly after some initial contact with their agent."I'm very happy where I am,...
View ArticleYOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO WORK FOR LES MILES
THE HAT HOLDS OUT HIS HANDS TO SHOW YOU HOW WIDE HIS MONEY ISUSA Today has done a head coaches database for a while now, but the assistants one is where the real candy is. For instance: did you know...
View ArticleOREGON STATE HIRES GARY ANDERSEN. THAT GARY.
Gary Andersen is just stepping out for...something. He definitely forgot something, and needs to go get it. In Corvallis, Oregon. No, no, don't call. He'll be back but he'll be driving and you know how...
View ArticleSHUTDOWN FULLCAST 2.15: BOWLS, BARRY FAIRIES, AND BO SCHEMBECHLER CLONES
LO, CHILDREN, LISTEN TO THE TALE OF WISCONSIN'S LEGENDARY BARRY FAIRYOn the fifteenth episode of season two of the Shutdown Fullcast, we discuss:how Wisconsin no longer has a coach but still has a...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/12/2014
PITT SHOULD HIRE SOMEONE THEY LIKE, LIKE DAVE WANNSTEDT HAIL TO PITT. Thirty percent of all men in Pittsburgh look like this.pic.twitter.com/4DXfnsPK9Y — Treb (@treblaw) December 12, 2014Pitt used to...
View ArticleWISCONSIN, IT'S NOT TOO LATE
FIRE ONE UP FOR VICTORY, BADGERSThe rumors are all the same: that Paul Chryst, former Wisconsin offensive coordinator and current Pitt head coach, will jilt the Panthers and return home to his alma...
View ArticleDOES MICHIGAN HAVE A HEAD COACH YET?
THE ANSWER AS OF THIS MOMENT IS: No, Michigan doesn't have a head coach right now.
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