IRISH PUB NAMES

YOU'LL BE DRINKING AT ONE OF THESE TONIGHT IF YOU'RE NOT SMART

Harp and Zune

Kidnapper's Alley

The Horsebit Nun

Finnegan's #WOKE

Blight Howard

McGouty's

Sir Hossis' Scarlet Cheeks

The Death of Feelings

John D. McTwerk's

Liverdance

Seven Destitute Men of Cork

McTrillaguddy's

Bono's House

Where Enya Gets Absolutely Shitfaced And Tries To Fight Every Man In The Place

Sure This 15 Dollar Taco Plate Is Irish

Spelld Withaught Caunnntext

The Quick and the Fred (owner: Fred)

Fassblender's Frozen Daiquiri Stand

The Sunpoisoned Dragon Inn

Backstrom

Angela's Asses

Pocket Twos and a Clawhammer

O'Crohnsdisease

St. Gibrian's Lymph

Woolscowler's

O'Canyoubelievecollegestudentswillpaythismuchforjameson's

The Shamrock and Gunt

Wade's Bog

This Used To Be A Blimpie's

The Cock and Bull Shannon

This Was The First Place You Found When You Left The Bus Station

Grady's Sip and Piss

Fiaclóir Capall, which is Irish for horse dentist

One Itchy Ploughboy

Begorrhea's

Franklin and Bash

The Pint and Video Poker Machine

Not A Licensed Daycare

The Randy Persimmon

Pickled Ginger's

A Horse

The Skip and Bayless

Brewlysses

Rag and Boner

Dead Sailors and Thawed Curly Fries

Fatherless Jimmy's

Turner and Hooch

Book of Kellz