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Where is Everett Golson
Wherever can he be?
Is he in South Carolina
Teeing off with OBC?
Is he down in Tuscaloosa
With Lane Kiffin and his friends
Wait that rumor must be fiction!
Lane Kiffin has no friends.
Is he down in Tallahassee
With Jimbo Fisher at the mall
They've got a Belk and GNC!
Tallahassee has it all!
Is he visiting in Gainesville
With the Gators new head man
Where "We need you to throw touchdowns"
Means "there's no one else who can!"
Is he getting royal treatment
At Mississipi West?
Houston Nutt just made that college up!
Houston Nutt is still the best!
Is he wandering the nation
Looking for a starting spot
Is he stuck in Colorado
Smoking pounds of legal pot?
Or is he just in nowhere?
Well that's a finer place to be
Nowhere's not in Indiana
So by default? That's victory.