1. Norv Turner
2. That guy who dresses up as Batman and assaults people at Grauman's Chinese Theater.
3. Kurt and Kyle Busch in a horse costume
4. Romeo Crennel
5. Steven Reed of Weber State University
6. Uwe Boll
7. Ron Rivera
8. Michael Jordan
9. Liam Gallagher
10. Billy Gillispie
11. Bobby Valentine
12. A DVD of Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day
13. Matt Millen. As a coach. Matt Millen as a real live coach of something.
14. Norv Turner. Yes, we know this is in here twice.
15. Norv Turner. Three times, actually.
16. Randy Edsall in an Atlasphere.
17. Kimbo Slice