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SHUTDOWN FULLBACK! RIVALRY SOMETHING SOMETHING
Warning: the Thanksgiving turkey we're cooking may contain Purdue at the Shutdown Fullback studios. However, existence of said ingredient is always in question, so please semi-ignore said warning.
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/21/2012
THE ONLY PLAYCALL YOU WILL EVER NEED. It's been a long year for Holgo, but be honest: he would say this in the middle of an undefeated season up fifty in the national title game. If you are a defensive...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/23/2012
BILLABONG THROWBABY 8-BIT. If even a shred of this was inspired by Shutdown Fullback, we feel like we've done what we wanted to accomplish not only with the show, but in life in general. The SEC's...
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College football scores, Top 25 reviewed: Notre Dame works the process
1. Notre Dame. Played every game they've played in 2012: looked inconsistent on offense, gave up yardage between the 20 yard lines, waited for the other team to spit the bit (usually via an INT to...
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BLATANT HOMERISM, PART ONE: THE THING WE DID BEFORE THE FSU GAME
1. I wasn't in Tallahassee this weekend. I was in Columbus, Ohio, standing in the endzone high up in section 32B, looking down at a guy in a white jacket stand at the thirty yard line hugging seniors....
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TULANE IS THE BIG EAST'S NEW LOST WEEKEND
Big East: Do you have a football team? Tulane: Yes. Big East: That's lovely! Tulane: Yes, but we don't have our own stadium yet, and frankly, we've struggled to compete against--[puts fingers to...
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WE UNDERSTAND YOU NEED A LINGERIE MODEL
This appeared on ATL Craigslisttl/evg/3435801270.html this week: $50 seems a bit low for what might be glorified prostitution, but just in case this is as on-the-level as a lingerie gig that goes until...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/28/2012
PREPARE YOURSELVES. Notre Dame fans, this is your possible enemy for the title game. You are not prepared. WARNING: contains vulgarity and terrifying video effects. Good luck. THEY'RE IN. That's what...
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EXCUSIVE: JOAN GRUBEN IS COACH TANNASSEE
FOLLOING IS COMPILT FROM INNERNT SAUCESBRAKED: JOAN GRUBEN IS NEXT COLCH AT TENNASEE. Contart wil be billion of dolalr. Jinnt Halsam meet with Grben last wk on Halsam boat. Two like other. Deel details...
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Jon Gruden is not going to Tennessee
I like to imagine Bill Belichick as a college coach sometimes. His offenses and defenses would undoubtedly be innovative, aggressive, and exquisitely wrought pieces of football machinery. He would also...
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The List: Coaches you would wish on your worst enemy
1. Norv Turner2. That guy who dresses up as Batman and assaults people at Grauman's Chinese Theater.3. Kurt and Kyle Busch in a horse costume4. Romeo Crennel5. Steven Reed of Weber State University6....
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/29/2012
SHOUTOUTS TO BOBBY PRUETT. We did an interview with the geniuses behind My Brother My Brother And Me, who said that the most underutilized name for a team is "Gun." Couldn't agree more. Bobby Pruett,...
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BLATANT HOMERISM, PART TWO: FLORIDA STATE AT FLORIDA
Part two, delayed by life and a real unwillingness to write it. 1. I'm writing this four days late mostly because I didn't want to write it, because Florida State is the last game of the season, and...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/30/2012
OH MAN.So emotional in the Big East this morning, particularly when it means Louisville goes to a BCS bowl. That's Shawn Watson and Teddy Bridgewater having a moment in the tunnel following...
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JON GRUDEN'S REACTION TO TENNESSEE
It could still happen! It could! They want you to give up hope, Tennessee! That's exactly what "they" want you to do!
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Being grumpy is work, or why David Whitley is incomparably lazy
I don't think Sporting News columnist David Whitley is a racist. Racism, like alcoholism, playing golf, or any other scourge of our existence, takes energy, work and organization. You have to be able...
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The List: NFL QBs with tattoos
To ease the minds of those frightened and appalled by tattoos on NFL quarterbacks, we have created the ideal tattoos of eight NFL quarterbacks currently without significant subversive skin decorations....
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THE EVERY BOWL GAME RANKING, 2012 EDITION
1. Discover BCS Title Game: Alabama vs. Notre Dame. Duh. Were he not a good person, we would love it if Manti Te'o went on the banquet tour, gained four hundred pounds, and forced Alabama into passing...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/4/2012
BUT IT COULD STILL HAPPEN. Every year. Every freaking year. HOOTIN' DALE MABRY BOULEVARD.The Houston Nutt to USF movement is real, and it is already spectacular. Be honest: as horrendous as the Houston...
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