Why are you watching this? Other than being very confused, or perhaps convinced this is 2006, and you're about to watch the greatest comeback in bowl history involving teams coached by Mike Leach and Glen Mason? We're all about just admitting that in a schedule larded with slow kids bowls, this is the slowest kid-ingest bowl game of all the slow kid bowl games, the weak-blooded cousin of a bowl named after tires.
You'll watch it, but admit how very sad and desperate this is. We did. It felt great. Listen below, or download with regret and shame here.