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35 FOR 35: THE 2012 LITTLE CAESAR'S BOWL
The Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl is the coldest, moldiest slice of non-nutritive matter left in the box, but remember: it's still pizza, and you will eat it even if you pull back and find live ants...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/27/2012
LANE KIFFIN WILL SHOW UP WHEN HE DAMN PLEASES. Last night's Sun Bowl dinner had plenty of elbow room and leftovers thanks to USC showing up 90 minutes late. Lane Kiffin has angered Paul Johnson, and...
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35 FOR 35: THE 2012 MILITARY BOWL
There is no reason to have a bowl game in Washington DC, and fewer still reasons to have it involve Bowling Green and San Jose State, but life is not about what you think is logical. It's what...
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35 FOR 35: THE BELK "BELK" BOWL
We looked, and they don't sell speedos in the men's section of Belk. You know, if you wondered if they sell grape-smugglers. Ah, preposterous, you say, I'd never wear a speedo, or any other...
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35 FOR 35: THE HOLIDAY BOWL IS ON FIRE
This entry is short because we grabbed a pan with our right hand, and it was on top of a very warm oven, and holy shit burns hurt way worse than you remember. It feels much like the pain Jim Mora and...
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Lache Seastrunk runs like a deer (that plays football)
Just before this touchdown run, ESPN's play-by-play man Dave Pasch said "UCLA can't give up another score here." And oh how we laughed, and experienced mirth because everyone watching this knew UCLA...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/28/2012
THE DOG DAYS ARE OVER, BAYLOR. The marvelous machine that is the Baylor offense went unusually cudgel-heavy last night, but when UCLA says it won't defend the hammer, well, then you keep using the...
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35 FOR 35 REMEMBERS THE INDEPENDENCE BOWL EXISTS
Man, we almost totally forgot about so many things this year. That thing where we bumped fists with Shreveport native Tim Brando? That happened, and then a gorilla leapt from our collar and accepted a...
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35 FOR 35: THE RUSSELL ATHLETIC BOWL OF ATHLETICNESS
The Russell Athletic Bowl matches Rutgers and Virginia Tech in America's Brasilia: Orlando, Florida. Just thinking about these two teams trading sweet punts for three hours does sadden us, but focus on...
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35 FOR 35: THE MEINEKE BOWL, JUNIOR
Why are you watching this? Other than being very confused, or perhaps convinced this is 2006, and you're about to watch the greatest comeback in bowl history involving teams coached by Mike Leach and...
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SB Nation's best of 2012
Any end-of-the-year list has to begin with apologies, but especially so with SB Nation. This is a huge place, so please consider this "best of" list a necessarily incomplete one due to the nature of...
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THE NEW YEAR'S EVE PLAN
We're really behind on 35 for 35 podcasts for a number of reasons, none of which are interesting. (Do you know how long it takes to compile a best of 2012 list across a thousand different websites and...
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The most terrifying thing to ever hold that tiger
[looks in mirror]"Dabo Swinney""Dabo Swinney"[swallows hard]"Dabo Swinney"[you are now dead]
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New Year's Day college football TV schedule guide 2013: Breakfast at noon
6:00 a.m.--8:00 a.m (all times ET). Those with children awaken, perhaps with a splitting headache and blistering hangover, but most definitely with children. For the hangover? You should probably have...
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SAY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE GODFATHER
Barry's likin' what he sees here. Barry's got schedules. Barry's got the coffeemaker goin'. Maybe a little scotch in there. The good stuff. Not your Macallan 12, but enough class to keep your sweater...
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Hairy Dawg has pants and happy wishes for your new year
Out for 2013: skinny jeans. In: the pom-pom pant, a casual but stylish pant that breathes. Warning: the pom-pom pant is extremely flammable, and may go up in flames for no reason whatsoever.**Any...
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THE MAN CAME AROUND
There's a man goin' 'round takin' names,And he decides who to free and who to blame.Everybody won't be treated all the same,There'll be a golden ladder reachin' down.When the man comes around.The hairs...
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LATE THREAD: THE ORANGE BOWL REMINDS YOU TO DRIVE SAFELY
Saw South Florida newspaper writer flip out when Orange Bowl media dining room ran out of lasagna. Oh, media. #freefoodordie— Ken LaVicka (@KLV760) January 2, 2013The evening is already turning nasty...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/2/2013
IT'S A NEW YEAR LET'S ALL HUG. James Franklin is a certified crazy person, and if you want to turn Vanderbilt as a football program around and win nine games for the first time since 1915, well, you...
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There is no understanding Jadeveon Clowney's hit
1. You'd be forgiven for quitting the sport. No one would begrudge you the moment when you got up---why the hell did you get up? And how?---and just took off your helmet forever, walked to the bench,...
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