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THE NEGLECTED HOME TURF
It was a rough day on the ranch logistics-wise, but there is this image of Dabo Swinney watching cows play on a drumline. He's smiling, but in his head is roiling a series of questions you know Dabo...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/18/2012
WHEN IT'S THIS HOT YOU GOTTA OPEN UP A WINDOW OR TWO. We worry about Al Golden the way we worry about Huskies living in warm climates. He's so clearly a man who should be living where it's fifty...
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TOMMY TUBERVILLE IS BELOVED IN TAIWAN
Yes this is one of those NMA faux-Taiwanese news reports.But it has so much to give, dammit: Tommy Tuberville coaching Alabama, Tommy Tuberville wincing as tortillas and footballs are thrown at him,...
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A MICHIGAN MAN ATTAINS CRUISEWEAR
Though fallen gentlemen and the downsliding dregs of the hoi-polloi have shunned the stylistic necessities of the holiday, as always a Michigan Man holds fast to the notions rudely abandoned by...
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Five minutes of LeBron James sweatin'
On instagram straight flexin'? Pop the molly, I'm sweatin'.Good luck to you not doing the hip shift, arm throw, and "WOO!" LeBron ends the clip with for the rest of the day. If you watch all five...
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LET THE T-SHIRT WARS BEGIN
You know this is already going to spiral out of control for one reason: Alabama fans are involved, and when Alabama fans get involved the very standards of human decency are the first thing out the...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/19/2012
WHO DOESN'T LIKE DISASTER? Why yes, we would like to discuss how Florida State failed to live up to preseason expectations and lost badly to NC State and Florida. Man, it's so hard to remember how...
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MASCOT BUFFET: LEAST TO MOST EDIBLE, 61-42
Parts one. Part two. Part three. And now the list continues into the dogs and cats, and then into things which might actually be sort of edible in a publicly unacceptable fashion. 61. Mizzou Tiger....
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VOLTAIRE VERSUS FIREHORSE: CHIP KELLY'S DELIGHTFUL PERSONALITY
There is a report saying that at least one Oregon booster would not miss Chip Kelly on his rumored departure from the program due to his lack of social skills and general intolerance for what we'll...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/20/2012
HAPPY HOLIDAYS. WE GOT YOU A SUSPENSION! The alligator never forgets two things: the joys of Christmas, and that time Brad Wing ran a fake punt for a touchdown and had it called back for a taunting...
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35 FOR 35: THE 2012 POINSETTIA BOWL
This is a photo of BYU's Cody Hoffman slapping down a whale:That's probably not condoned by the Church of Latter Day Saints, but it is also probably more acceptable than this. Have you watched Riley...
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A quick word on steroids in college football
1. The AP's article on steroid use and abuse in college football is well-meaning, if you think steroids are capital-letter BAD with a "B." It relies primarily on weight gain as one indicator of...
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BECAUSE GERONIMO WOULD RUN FOUR VERT
While awaiting tonight's exciting EXCITING GET EXCITED FOR PUNTING AND ANGRY DEFENSE Poinsettia Bowl, let us point out that of course Mike Leach is going to be part of a book about Geronimo. This is an...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/21/2012
THE STRONG AV CLUB ON THE PLAINS. For some reason K-State, along with The Mask and Catlab, bring A/V thunder that's disproportionate to the school's size/profile/whatever. The wuuuuuuuuubbby dubstep is...
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS, OR A LAWYER DESTROYS A TELEVISION
"Rick" is the EDSBS attorney-of-record. He also wants to share a story about last night, when he celebrated the holiday season by throwing a controller through his $800 plasma TV. Enjoy. Hello...
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35 FOR 35: THE 2012 BEEF O'BRADY'S BOWL
The Beef O'Brady's Bowl is tonight, and if you really, really feel the need to think about this game there are quality previews all around, including Holly's and the stream of astonishing amazing...
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35 FOR 35: THE SHERATON HAWAI'I BOWL
Hawai'i! Our most American state because we stole it, our most American mascots because they're a bulldog from Fresno and a horse that's got a history of corruption convictions, and our most American...
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Real things about Hulk Hogan's new restaurant
All of the following things are real and are not made up:Hulk Hogan is opening a restaurant.This is not his first restaurant. His first one was called Pasta Mania. It was located in the Mall of...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/26/12
FINE, FINE, FINE. We were moved. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WE WERE MOVED.We really just want there to be a version of this for the Little Caesar's Bowl. "You got me...OH SON YOU GOT ME PIZZA BOWL TICKETS. I...
View ArticleSeth Davis has hot health tips for you
Seth Davis is a college basketball writer and personality, but he wants you to know he is so much more. He is a man who cares about things: the obesity epidemic in America, the benefits of juicing, and...
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