THE FSU CROWD WAS AMAZING LAST NIGHT
Click to embiggen for reference.1. Phyllis has no idea what just happened, and may have just accidentally been granted entry when lost and holding a Miami Seaquarium Ticket. Did something good just...
View ArticleJim Irsay is a master of social media
Dad, I know divorce has to be rough. I know. But if you want to know about things, I mean...I'm younger. I know about the social media game, or at least a little more than you might. So before you...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/3/2012
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,The misspelling is appropriate, since it's as coordinated as the Florida offense was last night, and also the Florida defense, and special...
View ArticleBLATANT HOMERISM: THE SUGAR BOWL
1. THOSE FUCKING ORANGE PANTS. The last time Florida wore blue jerseys and orange pants, the Gators lost 30-23 at home to Florida State. That was 1999, the year when Pets.com had enough money to run...
View ArticleCHIP KELLY HAS A VAN FOR THE STYLING AND COMFORT
TEMPE, AZ (AP)--Oregon coach Chip Kelly dismissed those who were skeptical of his lastest purchase, a 17 foot long Ford E-350 moving van. "A man without friends is not a man. A friend without a truck...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/4/2013
OH MY GOD THERE IT IS. The moment we've hunted for years. The call Ron Cherry was born to make. The confluence of the two. The resulting joy. The motherfuckin' one-point safety. The elusive one-point...
View ArticleSteve Spurrier's boredom is our gift
It's a clear day, spotless skies, and then OUT OF NOWHERE A ROGUE SPURRIER APPEARS:"We get along all right...me and Nick (Saban)..I don't know if he'll take that Cleveland job or not." Steve...
View ArticleTHE CASE FOR ALABAMA: THE SUN WILL WAIT
There is this magnificent moment at the end of the SEC title game when Alabama, odds and strategy and balance be damned, just said fuck this shit and started running the ball every down. Mind you, this...
View ArticleEddie Lacy wants none of your tackling attempts
Notre Dame will be the best defensive front Alabama will face all year. The heart of Manti Te'o will overcome the cold professionalism of the Alabama Crimson Tide. There's no underestimating class and...
View ArticleNO, RUDY
Hoover Tactical Firearms was right Notre Dame: your best defense can't be that you're scared.
View ArticleNotre Dame football: Cures for your BCS National Championship hangover
1. Ditch the pleasantries. I don't like you, you don't like me, and we don't like each other, Notre Dame. I really don't like you for a number of reasons, most of them petty, and some of them not as...
View ArticleTHE OFFSEASON TOP 25 (OF THINGS TO DO NOW THAT FOOTBALL IS OVER)
A list of things written down strictly for our benefit. 1. Digging out. We looked under the table the other day and found a pair of shoes we'd been missing for months--literally, like, two months, aka...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/9/2013
HI THERE. The Great Brent Musburger Horndoggin' Incident has passed, and resulted in a formal apology from ESPN and (allegedly) some kind of HR rebuke for Mr. Looking Live himself. There's the entirely...
View ArticleTHE FULMER CUP ARRIVES. HOORAY?
The Fulmer Cup technically started the minute the BCS game mercifully ended, and will for the EIGHTH YEAR OH MY GOD tally up the crimes and misdemeanors of college football's finest.WHAT IS THE POINT?...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/10/2013
BECAUSE BIG WROTE THIS SONG ABOUT DEALING WITH ATHLETIC DIRECTORS.Brian Kelly can ask for whatever he wants, since he really won't have exacted the proper amount of gratitude from Notre Dame until they...
View ArticleSammy Sosa has given you a new desktop background
Since Sammy Sosa's Pinterest profile has taken the internet by storm and singlehandedly rescued the yellow sweater from the dustbin of men's fashion history, SBNation has created a new image for you to...
View ArticleMEMO: THIS WORD IS DEAD NOW
MEMO: Please stop using the goddamn word "butthurt."The reasons for this follow.ONE: You are allowed to experience emotions as a sports fan. In fact, you are encouraged to, particularly if you are a...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/11/2013
YOU NEED A BEARD, DAN RUBENSTEIN. Forty-eight minutes would seem excessive for a year-end recap to anyone who didn't just spend the last six months talking college football, but since we just did that...
View ArticleTHE EDSBS WEEKEND MOVIE CLUB: GOON
1. I went to the 2008 NHL All-Star game in Atlanta. This is pretty funny because Atlanta no longer has a hockey team, and in fact has the distinction of being the only city to lose two NHL teams to...
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