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The NFL is accidentally fun, and that's not a bad thing
As Russell Wilson backed out, then sprang forward, and then back out again and into open field, I thought something I usually don't think when watching the NFL: this is ... fun? Fun is not part of the...
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MASCOT BUFFET: LEAST TO MOST EDIBLE, 41-21
We pick up where we left off in our countdown of America's most edible college mascots at #41. Previous installments of the series follow: 124-104103-8382-6261-42We continue below. 41. Boston College...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/15/2013
TEAM EX-SLAVES AND INBREDS. It is delightful for Alabama fans to turn the tables on the usual, scrounge the internet, and find insanity just as deep or deeper in the bowels of the Notre Dame hivemind....
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MASCOT EDIBILITY RANKINGS: THE TOP TWENTY
At long last, we arrive at the end of our Mascot Edibility Rankings, and not without some controversy because when you get two English majors writing something involving 124 things, we're going to...
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Colin Kaepernick enjoying fresh powder
No, it's no big thing. Just the attack ostrich Colin Kaepernick in winter, just shredding the gnar-gnar in between NFL playoff games while he's got a spare minute. Colin Kaepernick does look like an...
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THE LUKEWARM JOY OF THE ADEQUATE HIRE
Logan Thomas is returning to Virginia Tech for his senior season, and should. Like a glorious souffle of athletic potential, Thomas rose in 2011 to unexpected heights, and then collapsed in the stove...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/16/2013
IT IS BULLETPROOF AND CAN CUT A MAN'S HEAD OFF. James Franklin is now starting a trend that will end up with Will Muschamp handing out survival knives with his contact information written on it. And...
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Situation Report: Chip Kelly the latest piece of the Oregon machine to need...
WAIT WHAA--- Yup. Weeks after Chip Kelly effectively ended his flirtation with no fewer than three NFL teams, Chip Kelly has left Oregon for the Philadelphia Eagles. Remember when every NFL INSIDER...
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FULMER CUPDATE: FLORIDA KICKSTARTS THINGS, SO TO SPEAK
Jessamen Dunker, Florida offensive lineman, is 6'4" and 301 pounds. Now please imagine him attempting to steal a moped, as he is alleged to have done by the crack policemen at the University of Florida...
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The List: People who never looked up Lennay Kekua
The following is a list of organizations and people who, to varying degrees of incompletion, never bothered to check to see if Manti Te'o's girlfriend was real. 1. Us.2. You (Jack Dickey and Timothy...
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EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE LADIES WAS 100% REAL
I understand that given recent events, we may all be questioning a few things. You don't even know what's real anymore. You go on the internet. Just people making their whole lives up! It's crazy, just...
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Manti Te'o receives the fake Taiwanese news treatment
You should know this edition of NMAWorldNews is about Manti Te'o. You should also know that it includes an image of leprechauns at a club funneling booze into the business end of Manti Te'o, a practice...
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THIS IS JUST A PICTURE OF A FIAT 500
Oh, Vols-themed Fiat 500. You tell no lies. You make up no stories, and offer only mysteries. Was this owned by Derek Dooley? (Certainly, let's just assume so without checking.) Did he drive it to work...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/18/2013
THIS DAN IS ON FIYAAAAAHHHHHH. It all seems so complex until Dan lays it out on the whiteboard of truth. And that anagram for Nick Saban may seem inaccurate, but we assure you that it works out if you...
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NOW IS THE TIME FOR NOTHING BUT WHEEL ROUTES
Illustrations by Celebrity Hot TubYou may already believe a few things about the X's and O's of college football. You may believe that four vert is the greatest passing play ever as a complete concept,...
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Super Bowl food questions you were afraid to ask: The noble hamburger
To assist in the run-up to your Super Bowl festivities, we have enlisted Atlanta chef, consultant, and former Top Chef: Las Vegas contestant Eli Kirshtein to answer some basic questions about cooking....
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FULMER CUPDATE: IT'S CHARLIE WEIS' FAULT
The sleepy start to the Fulmer Cup season can be blamed on the frosty weather. Presumably, people are committing criminal acts just as our founding fathers intended: discreetly, and in the privacy of...
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Tom Brady, it's time Pitbull reminded you of what's important
You could stay sad, Tom Brady, or you could remember what you do have in life. You have money, fame, your health, and the most important thing of all, a loving family and children who adore you.And, as...
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A younger Jim Harbaugh gets excited, breaks a projector
This is a solid hour plus of Jim Harbaugh, onetime University of San Diego coach and current Super Bowl-bound 49ers coach, teaching his philosophies on quarterback play. You don't have an hour to watch...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/22/2013
THAT SCENE ALWAYS MAKES US CRYWe did this same thing when our computer we played SimCity 2000 on finally died. It's basically the same thing, except SimCity 2000 was real. (AND STILL IS, DAMMIT.) LET'S...
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