The List: 2013 college football recruits whose names start with 'De'-'
Oregon speedster De'Anthony Thomas represents a growing trend in college football in two ways. First, he is a player who can rotate through different positions in an offense, presenting a unique and...
View ArticleA REVIEW OF NCAA RULEBOOK CHANGES
The NCAA is basically the large, cheap bra thrown into every load of college football's dirty laundry. It allegedly supports things that stand up just fine on their own, and with a bad fit in most...
View ArticleWE'RE TAKING ODDS STARTING...NOW
Can't say who just yet (deal isn't finalized) but word at Senior Bowl is another FBS head job will open tonight. Coach going to the league— FootballScoop Staff (@footballscoop) January 22, 2013We'll...
View ArticleSerena Williams' Australian Open in one image
RIP, sweet innocent racket that once belonged to Serena Williams.(via @CJZero)
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/23/2013
THERE ARE MANY FOOTBALL PLAYERS IN THE SEC AND ALL ARE MORE PHYSICALLY GIFTED THAN YOU EVER WERE OR ARE. Landry's TD catch is probably the one play you don't remember with enough awe from 2013: at full...
View ArticleLET'S TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT CTE (SPONSORED)
The following is sponsored content paid for by The Committee For The Preservation of American Football, and brought to you by the PR firm of Spaeth, Luntz, and Hancock. It's been a great year for...
View ArticleThe NCAA is a parasite, and it always has been
It would be nice to just blame the person in charge, because that would make the NCAA something effective, merely a noble franchise misdirected by inept, buttery hands fumbling the controls of a...
View ArticleLET'S JUST STOP LISTENING TO THE NCAA
The NCAA is the topic at the mothership, and we don't know how to be any meaner about it without just drawing pictures of asses on Mark Emmert's face. As it exists, college football is already working...
View ArticleESPN senior correspondent Ed Lover is on the case
Former Yo! MTV Raps host Ed Lover is discussing the Manti Te'o case with Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith on ESPN. We're somewhere on that road, America. That road goes somewhere dark and mysterious,...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/24/2013
THE NCAA: That's all. Just, the NCAA setting itself on fire, over and over again. And now that we've called them a parasitic brain fluke, let's just never, ever discuss them ever again."WE'RE GONNA GET...
View ArticleJIMBO FISHER'S JOB FAIR IS OPEN AND TAKING APPLICATIONS
Hey, buddy. You thinking of starting a career in coachin'? That's great.I'd like to sell you on a little place I call Florida State. Coming right out the gate, you'll have opportunities no one else...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/25/2013
FINE FINE HERE IT IS. He's living such a perfect life at the moment that it scares people, and that's just fine. Johnny's rich and valuable, and those two things alone ensure a great degree of...
View ArticleIT'S FRIDAY ON TALKIN' HOTTIES
IT'S HOT TAKE FRIDAY ON TALKIN' HOTTIES WITH P.J AND THE GANG It's Friday and that means we're TALKIN' HOTTIES. And sports. But also HOTTIES.Big topic on TALKIN' HOTTIES this Friday. Important topic...
View ArticleTHE CURIOUS INDEX, WHATEVER DAY IT IS
HELLO. Hi, the editor of this site here. We're sort of back after a week of babying, or at least four days of babying. Service will still be intermittent on this end, but we're digging out from DER...
View ArticleIn search of deer spray: a visit to S.W.A.T.S. gym
We dispatched Birmingham correspondent "Rick Muscles" to visit the now infamous S.W.A.T.S. Gym, source of the "deer spray" supplement and other alternative therapies Ray Lewis is alleged to have used...
View ArticleThe case for (and against) Randy Moss, Super Bowl champion
1. Randy Moss wore high socks at Marshall, high socks stretched up to his game pants over thin legs. They made him look lanky, spindly, even breakable. For certain games he wore horizontally striped...
View ArticleYOU CAN'T KILL ME. I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN ALIVE
If you have an ounce of mercy, you'll do the right thing. You'll throw me into a compactor, and walk away without looking back.Or look back. I won't care. You'll have given me the one thing I want more...
View ArticleFULMER CUPDATE: TEQUILA IN MY PANTS
This week's board finally gives Florida some company since winter is cold, and cold means drinking to cope with seasonal affective disorder, and seasonal affective disorder means everyone acting like...
View ArticleThe List: Good things about NFL pregame shows
1. Their ties are often tied adequately.2. Provides direct subsidy of struggling director's chair industry.3. Helps networks fulfill network-mandated chortle quota.4. Because Bill Cowher does a great...
View ArticleRECRUITING IN THE SEC IS HARD, BRO
Biels got this new place. Fixer upper. I mean he thought he was a fixer-upper but realtors can be on some bullllllshit. The kitchen? Painted over grease fire on three walls. Roof that needed some work?...
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