Manziel 1st half suspension "closes the book" on Manziel/autograph saga. NCAA acknowledges Manziel did not accept money, source said
— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) August 28, 2013
[banjo, bass, and kick drum]
[Waylon:]
Just a good Ag boy
Got an arm and good feet
From here to Arkansas
Signs everything you ever saw
Without checks or receipts
Beatin' the Tide
With signature skills
Someday you might get him but Joe Schad never will...
CHECKIN' EBAYYYYYYYY
THE PRICES MAKE YOU FEEL ILL
THAT'S GONNA DIVE WHEN HE'S PICKED BY THE BUFFALO BILLS
Just a good Ag boy
Oil mafia dude
N-C-A-A's missed him, DDT'd the dang system like his name was Rick Ruuuuude....
[lyrics by @captainannoying)