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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/27/2013
MICK JAGGER CAN SING. Please note that every step in Warren St. John's profile of Nick Saban happens on the run, in the car, or moving between two different points of football interest for Nick Saban....
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START THAT BOY BAND WAR, NICK SABAN
Backstreet Boys in Alabama's weightroom... pic.twitter.com/SjjjjKw31U— Donnie Walker (@dyw4ua09) August 27, 2013Fine, Saban. You wanna start this war, the rest of college football is happy to return...
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JUST A GOOD AG BOY
Manziel 1st half suspension "closes the book" on Manziel/autograph saga. NCAA acknowledges Manziel did not accept money, source said— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) August 28, 2013[banjo, bass, and...
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OVERTURE/CANNONS/BOOM
It is 12:04 a.m. on August 29th, 2013, and it is college football season. All cannonades, crescendoes, and outbreaks of ball lighting are real and unsimulated, and will continue unabated for the next...
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THE BUSINESS OF PROTECTION
You should know this about offensive line coaches: they are large, demanding men with Falstaffian appetites, jutting jaws, and no governors on their speech engines. They eat titanic portions. They cram...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/30/2013
SOMEONE JUST FAILED THEIR BANKHEAD BOUNCE TEST A lot of things happened at Ole Miss/Vandy last night. This was one of them. Godfrey wrote about the rest, but if you'd like GIFs of poor Jordan Matthews...
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Jadeveon Clowney's name is hard to spell, based on Twitter
Jahdeveon Clowney that's all I have to say— Jeloni Hudson (@Jrock_Jrealz) August 29, 2013@cottovic jardeveon Clowney to the rescue in 2014?— Alexander (@OctobersOwn24) August 17, 2013JaDavyon Clowney...
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100 things that will happen this college football season
1. Mack Brown mutters, "I'm still the man to fix this football team," and shakes his head. "Would you like more horsey sauce, sir?" Brown is at an Arby's, and not in Ames, Iowa, where his football team...
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College football's Top 25, reviewed after (most of) Week 1
1. AlabamaThe Crimson Tide's offensive line was outmatched for most of the night, A.J. McCarron never had his timing down with his receivers, and the offense topped the meager output of Virginia Tech's...
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UGA fan cries on radio because football is important
Losing to Clemson hurts, so let's fire Mark Richt (who has averaged nine wins a year, better than the legendary Vince Dooley.) Their whole season is gone (five of the last seven BCS champions had at...
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LABOR DAY IS THE TIME FOR PICKIN' AND GRINNIN'
EDSBS is off for Labor Day. We suggest you take this time to recover from the weekend's exertions, which may have left you emotionally vulnerable and prone to irrational thoughts. Spend time with...
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BOW TO YOUR NEW PUNKASS EMPEROR
If you're gonna complain about him being him being the new punkass emperor and poisoning Georgia with some "peach fungus bullshit," well, that still makes him the new punkass emperor, doesn't it? P.S....
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The Alphabetical, Week 1: The Process never stops
Agita. Nick Saban press conferences sizzle with the real possibility that someone could, in a single instant of miscalculated verbiage, set him off, and thus kill or injure the assembled media taking...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST: COULD GEORGIA WIN THE ACC?
If there's to be no Shutdown Fullback this season, the least we can do is offer up the same product without pictures: THE SHUTDOWN PODCAST. Jason Kirk and ourselves are joined by Celebrity Hot Tub to...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/4/2013
SOME PEOPLE WANNA PUT THEIR DOG ON A LEASH AND SOME DON'T. Nick Saban's press conference yesterday was a tour de force of leash law theory and furious fingertapping."How y'all doin' today?" clearly...
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HATIN-ASS SPURRIER WOULD LIKE TO HOLD COURT
I'd like to thank UNC for last week. It's not often you see so much being done so poorly so quickly, but we all got a special talent for something. Your momma's is picking up cigarette butts with her...
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Georgia church praying for way to stop Jadeveon Clowney
Answer: He doesn't know either, First Presbyterian Church of Athens, Georgia. But it never hurts to ask. (Via r/CFB)CORRECTION AND UPDATE: This entire thing is an ESPN promo.
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/5/2013
THAT'S RIGHT, TIME: IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE'LL LEARN.Time got it right, right @edsbs? pic.twitter.com/iOPM2fIBhx— Kyle Conrad (@kyle_conrad) September 5, 2013You know, most old media types are clowns AND...
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