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BREAKING BAD NOTES BECAUSE GET THEM OFF OUR BRAAIIIIIINNNNN
1. Carol dropping some oranges because she is the worst, and also because more Godfather jokes. Carol doing this with brown paper bags because she doesn't care about the environment, and proves it by...
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HOSPITALITY CAT IS THE NEXT STEP IN FOOTBALL CHIC
Tulsa has a dog ambassador now. That's adorable and everything because it is a dog, and a Golden Retriever at that. This means Tulsa football will run out of the tunnel led by a likable, bounding,...
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LET COACH T DRIVE THIS BUS
WHAT WE NEED TO DO NOWIS PUT EVERYBODY ON THIS BUSGET EVERYONE IN THE RIGHT SEATAND LET COACH T DRIVE THIS BUS[what you gonna do coach]GONNA FILL THAT STADIUM UPFILL IT UPFILL IT UP(You can download...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/13/13
THE FIGHTIN' MANZIELS OF SWINDLETOWN. Bubbaprog's long history of the Manziel family is the first thing you should read if you think Johnny Manziel gives a shit about anything that has to do with an...
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College football's top 25 most interesting teams, according to one biased...
Top-25 lists attempt to rank quality, and if you have 125 teams in a single sport, you can't possibly be all that truly concerned with quality.College football is much closer to cable television than...
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IN A WORLD WITHOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL VIDEO GAMES
In a world without EA Sports licensing college football games, conferences will be forced to contract out their own games. They will have choices: important choices, nay, vital choices for the future...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/15/2013
BLACKSBURG, VIRGINIA. Look at Frank Beamer's majesty there. He'd look so majestic leading troops into battle, scars and all, riding a horse into the fray with zero fear and no hat. Okay, he's probably...
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MAGIC CARD PREVIEWS 2013: STEVE SPURRIER, SHIRTLESS DAWNBRINGER
1. Steve Spurrier addressed the band at Florida every year. He thanked the band for what they did. He mentioned their importance in making The Swamp "a place where only Gators get out alive." He...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/16/2013
MORNIN' DABO. "Nice car, dorkface. See you in November, buddy. Hope you get through the ACC alright. It's a tough conference. I know cause I won it once. With Duke, in football. Life's hard for some...
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BUD WILKINSON WAS A GREAT COACH AND A WEIRD TALKER
We cannot emphasize how strange Bud Wilkson's pronunciation of the word "oatmeal" is in this Quaker Oats commercial from 1959. Yes, we looped it to prove our point that Wilkinson may have been the...
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THE FOUR QUARTERBACK SYSTEM: COMING TO EAST LANSING
We don't know exactly why Mark Dantonio is so funny to us, but there are starting points: the odd feud he has with Kirk Ferentz, or the insistence on his players all wearing ties to pregame, or his...
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ROUTE SIX AND SIX: THE ALABAMA BOWL CIRCUIT
Someday, you will be able to watch a full slate of bowl games WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO LEAVE THE STATE OF ALABAMA. We break down the ultimate road trip, a spin around Route 6-6, aka the best of all...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/20/2013
VOTE NOW, INFLUENCERS AND DISRUPTORS. A full lecture by Kliff Kingsbury at SXSW is waiting for you. FRANK BEAMER'S PEOPLE DONE SHOT UP THE COURTHOUSE. It's from 2010, but if you've never read the...
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A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO TEAM-THEMED VIDEOS
All behold what Purdue hath wrought, and then review the rules for making a video where you rap about your favorite team, usually as an undergraduate at that institution. (If the video's still working....
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Do not attempt to help women enjoy football
Hi. Don't ever try to write a football article explaining football to women. If they're football fans, they know about football. They watch it, too. This is like an article trying to explain Downton...
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THE 2014 SEC SCHEDULE: REACTIONS BY SCHOOL
The 2014 SEC Schedule came out today. Let's review the reactions, because yes, the conference IS out to destroy your school. ALABAMA: Still ain't figured out why they trynta hold Alabama down, but...
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MAGIC CARD PREVIEWS: BROKEN AMBITIONS
There are surely Ohio State fans who believe they'll win the national title this year. They also believed Ohio State would win a national title game with Joe Bauserman, just like there are Kentucky...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/23/2013
MEXICO, MAN.A&M's Chancellor is in the ring now defending Manziel, so good luck with the army of trained horse assassins the Aggies are undoubtedly sending to your door. (We do not mean people who...
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YOU DID IT SOUTH CAROLINA
1. HOLY SHIT, SOUTH CAROLINA. Someone made a team-themed song for you that doesn't suck. This isn't borderline good: It's well-shot, brilliantly edited, and features pretty much every major Gamecock...
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MAGIC CARD PREVIEWS: LES MILES, THE CHEWY SODMANCER
2005: He was wearing an Osteen. You know, the thin, wireless headset, the choice of the modern, hellfire-free televangelist, so tiny you might not even see it from a distance at a casual glance. This...
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