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FIU GETS NAKED AND WE GET VISUAL
From the desk of FIU Head Football Coach Rontario Turner the 7th: Early this morning, our football team had a workout and barbecue on Crandon Park Beach to conclude our summer conditioning program...
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A WORD FROM BEAR, THE POLICE DOG
Lesley Stahl: Thank you for being here today. Bear: My pleasure. LS: So, how did this start? Bear: We were working downtown. Mostly drunks. Occasional searches. You'd be surprised how many college kids...
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FRANK BEAMER HAS BEAUTIFUL EYES
His eyes are beautiful, and this makes this so very much more disturbing than this has any right to be. Pooh-pooh ACC media days if you like, but it created this picture of Frank Beamer atop the...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/23/2013
FRANK SOLICH NEVER TURNED DOWN A RACE. It is a good morning and will be a good day and then will ascend to greatness sometime between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. because it all started with this: Frank Solich...
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NEW PROPER FORM TACKLING, ILLUSTRATED
The Big 12's head of officiating explained proper tackling under the new targeting rules at the conference's media days today. The targeting rules are designed to prevent a number of harmful and...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/24/2013
WILL MUSCHAMP WANTS TO ASK SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT LANGUAGEDon’t know why they call it a carwash we brought our plane (number sign) confused— Will Muschamp (@CoachWMuschamp) July 23, 2013WHY DO THEY CALL...
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Yes, this is what we want football to be
This is a story about football, so let me tell you about the times I've set people on fire in the name of winning.I did it once on accident; backing into a corner, I fell into a camper with his sniper...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/25/2013
HE'S A GAMER. RIP, Truck. Nick O'Leary of Florida State's coming through. That happened a while ago--and you can read all about it at Tomahawk Nation, of course--so Nick O'Leary, who walked away from...
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JERRY KILL SAYS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TENT THE HOUSE
First, you have to listen to Minnesota head coach Jerry Kill talk, and hear his accent and watch his mannerisms. Then, you'll realize that you've seen him before, in a different life, as someone who...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/26/2013
NO, THIS IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA, WE SWEAR. The nights in Arkansas are longer by three minutes than on anywhere else on earth. Three minutes doesn't sound like a lot, but remember that the smallest...
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VACATION TIME (AKA TIME TO THROW A KEGGER, KIDS)
WOOO. Man, it's been a while since we took that shirt off. Feels good. Let's the areola breathe a bit. Tans the corpsey flesh of the cave-dweller. Feeds those little moles some valuable melanoma gas,...
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NOTRE DAME'S NEW UNIFORMS
Not bad, Adidas. Blood highlights would be nice, but red's not really in the ND branding universe, and we understand that.
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WILLIE TAGGART NEEDS SHIRTS FOR VICTORY
Not an auto mechanic. It's #USF coach Willie Taggart, who wants these shirts to symbolize blue-collar style pic.twitter.com/nmn4ZFvIUm— Joey Johnston (@JJohnstonTBO) August 5, 2013How to succeed in the...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/6/2013
BRAVO, PITT. An approving growl and a shake of the jowls in your direction, Pitt. + RT @McMurphyESPN Very cool of #Pitt to honor Beano Cook naming practice fields after him pic.twitter.com/tg645p4Oqw—...
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Alex Rodriguez should be allowed to take all of the drugs
I have never seen Alex Rodriguez play baseball, nor watched an entire baseball game in over 20 years. The last baseball I watched at all was the end of the Braves one-game playoff in 2012. I don't...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/9/2013
BUT THIS BUS HAS MANY BOUND VOLUMES AND MANUALS ON HUMAN DIGNITY ON IT!BTN bus was coughing smoke. Small section of hose malfunctioned. Driver has sent out S.O.S. Help is 15 minutes away. Time to chug...
View ArticlePLEASE SHOW THIS TO WILL MUSCHAMP
If Will Muschamp doesn't know what curling is, someone please show him this video. WHAT'S THAT. THAT'S A PUPPET. A PUPPET SINGIN' IN SOMETHING THAT ISN'T ENGLISH. THAT DON'T HELP ME BEAT LSU. THAT...
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A prayer to the Lord, from a ball thrown by Tim Tebow
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can,and the wisdom to know the difference between the moments when he throws me into the stands on...
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DR. BO IS IN THE HOUSE
We'd like to thank some people this week. First, we'd like to thank Run Home Jack and Bunkie for holding down the fort while we were in Washington, DC this week for SB Nation planning meetings. (That's...
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