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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/14/2013
GIG 'EM FOREVER, YOU BOWTIED GENIUS. R. Bowen Loftin, you're next up on Nick Cannon's Wild 'n Out and OH SNAP YOU WON THE WHOLE SHOW IN THREE SECONDS--@finebaum@CecilHurt@BrentZwerneman Paul, he is...
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FRIDAY NONSENSE: WHY I GAVE UP THE RAT RACE AND JOINED GOOGLE PLUS
With contributions by Run Home JackFor a while, you want to be a part of everything in life. Then one day, you realize you can't be everywhere at once without being nowhere all at once. The rat race...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/9/2013
HOW DOES ONE FEEL ABOUT THIS SIGHT, 8-BALL? LADY'S GOT FOOTNOTES. Holly's first big preview piece at Grantland has footnotes, which means we assume she's been granted the key filled with the blood of...
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SEC MEDIA DAYS IS GOING FULL MICHAEL BAY
And with this announcement, next week's SEC Media Days just went full-on Michael Bay-Bruckheimer-Winding-Refn. College Football Live host Joe Tessitore and ESPNU host Dari Nowkhah will lead various...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/10/2013
LOUIS NIX IS ENJOYING HIS UNDERGRADUATE EXPERIENCE AND IS A WITTY GENTLEMAN. The surprise in this Cracker Jacks box is probably Diabetes. I guess i wont eat them today.— lOUIS NIX III...
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PUNTEMON: SPICING UP THE RAY GUY AWARD LIST
それはキックマン賞のための時間です！FIGHT時間はキックの人のためにここにある！あなたはそれを読むためにGoogle翻訳にこれを入れていましたか？あなたはあまりにも多くの自由な時間を持っている！私はあなたを笑っています！PUNTEMON: STEVEN CLARK (クラークスティーブン)TYPEAuburn (combination of Tiger/Eagle/Poison type)BODY...
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Anna Benson had many weapons to show her husband
We haven't heard from Anna Benson and former Mets starter Kris Benson in a while, which makes some sense given that he threw his last big league pitch in 2010. Here's what she's been doing: buying...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/11/2013
THE CLAPPING IS ETERNAL AND WILL NEVER CEASE. Via Smart Football, the Hatter in his embryonic stages as Oklahoma State's OC in the 1997 Alamo Bowl. Has Les Miles changed at all since 1997, besides the...
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WAKE UP AMERICA: HARVEY UPDYKE IS TALKING CHITT
Bama's won two national titles since Harvey poisoned those trees. Lee County might not be able to get you back in jail, but having him incarcerated or wanted on something has coincided with the best...
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SYFY ORIGINAL: HUGHPACABRA VS. THE ALAMO BOWL
HUGHPACABRA VS. THE ALAMO BOWL (2013) Randy Moss as Bulk CharcuterieElvira as Feliciana BoobsworthyPatrick Duffy as NASA CommanderRulon Gardner as Impaled Subway Employee #3Khia as [uncredited]Matt...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/12/2013
HILLTOPPERS ARE MADE OF SOLID STEEL AND HATE. Sun Belt quarterbacks are as dense as neutron stars, evidently. (Via) THE BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER BRAZOS. Baylor alumni are suing to prevent demolition of...
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I'VE GOT YOU UNDER MY SKIN
I've got youuuuuuu...Under my skin.....I've got youuuuu...DEEEEEEEP IN THE HEEEAAAAAAAART OF MEEEEEEEEE...
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Oklahoma State's Trey Johnson, the 129 best college football players ever
Okay, just perusing some early college fantasy football rankings, and let's see....Trey Johnson is listed as a freshman wide receiver at Oklahoma State. This seems weird, but at 5'8" and 167 pounds,...
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2013 SEC Media Days questions that won't be asked (but sure should)
Coach Spurrier,What'd you shoot today?How would you rate Jadeveon Clowney's performance in Pacific Rim?You often engage in a war of words with Dabo Swinney. How many of them do you think he...
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SEC MEDIA DAYS BOUND
We have a brief list of questions no one will ask at SEC Media Days, the thing that we sort of dread doing every year were it not for a few time-honored traditions: The insane Arkansas media openly...
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SEC Media Days 2013, Day 1 recap: Steve Spurrier is still the king
Will Muschamp was not born.He exited the womb at near-supersonic speeds, bounced clean off the floor, and lassoed the lights with the umbilicus before landing a snarling dismount on the infant...
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Johnny Manziel, SEC Media Days, and seagulls following a trawler
1. You're gonna have to move. The door is blocked, and you are going to have to move if you want Johnny Manziel to get to that podium. You'll have to sit somewhere on the floor. I count no fewer than...
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UPDATES FROM SEC FOOTBALL MEDIA DAYS, 1893
Coach Hortense Jones of the University of Mississippi notifies the collected that starting halfback Invictus Malone of Meridian, Mississippi will not be playing this fall. A buggy accident in Memphis...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/19/2013
THE FUN AND HORSEY SAUCE GUN. Yes, there's the moment when Steve Spurrier was caught by Jadeveon Clowney reaching into the condiment station as a stunned father and son beheld Palmetto Sasquatch and...
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2013 SEC Media Days power rankings: Bret Bielema challenges Steve Spurrier's...
1. Steve SpurrierThe dye-job: fresh, immaculate, and an unnatural shade of brown-red you only find in expensive furniture made from tropical wood.The pace? Brutal, as in the first five minutes featured...
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