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FULMER CUPDATE: KANSAS GETS ANOTHER FIRST
The Big Board comes courtesy of Brian, currently swatting mountain climbers and their pesky pickaxes off the second tallest structure in the world, his penis. (Reggie Nelson's still tops his, or at...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHA
OH YES! MT @flasportsbuzz: Dyron Dye has gone to the Coral Gables police to report the NCAA.— Brody Logan (@BrodyLogan) June 3, 2013The savory part about this is that the NCAA will finally break its...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/4/2013
LEADERS AND LEGENDS AND PEOPLE WHO PAY $300 A NIGHT FOR HOTEL ROOMS. The Big Ten's new deal with the Pinstripe Bowl led to a Jim Delany first pitch at Yankees Stadium, and why not? With the addition of...
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MACK BROWN WRITES A QUICK THANK YOU NOTE
Good morning from the great state of Texas, and its greatest city and capital, Austin. Friends, it's easy to forget that the things you accomplish as a team come from just that: being a team, and the...
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DON'T STOP BIELEBELIEVING
Dear Justin, As someone else who suffers from haters, keep doing what you do from a fan in Fayetteville. Don't stop Bielebelievin', and WPS to you. P.S. Keyshawn Johnson's just a big mean cat someone...
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THE WORST FACEMASK NON-PENALTY OF ALL TIME
Since it circulated on Twitter and other social media timesucks this morning, let's revisit this golden moment from college football.Is that Eric Crouch nearly getting his head pulled off by a Kansas...
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An interview with Art Briles, who's already two steps ahead of you
Interview with Art Briles.6/2/2013.Waco, Texas, in the offices of the Baylor football program.12:03 Central Time.Spencer Hall: Mike Leach said you have a pretty good power clean.Art Briles: I used...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/6/2013
HEEEEEEE'S/ HE'S A NEW DAY RIIIIIIIIISIN'. The Bob Stoops Year of the Midlife Crisis continues, with Stoops now reminding everyone that the SEC offense of the Aggies' long history in the Big 12, and...
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BRIAN KELLY KNOWS WHAT DANGER IS
Brian Kelly woke up and walked right past the toothbrush, eyeing it. Daring it to hop from the porcelain cradle and scrape the bacteria off his sparkling white teeth. It wouldn't, because it and the...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/7/2013
GOOD MORNING MISSISSIPPI STATE. So let this be a lesson that being upfront with the NCAA, cooperating, and disclosing everything fully still gets you two years probation, a loss of two scholarships for...
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THE 2013 EDSBS ENEMIES LIST, REVISED
REMOVED FROM THE ENEMIES LISTRANDY EDSALLYou can hate squirrels, but it's simply rude to take joy in their flattened corpses littering the road, and even worse to swerve to hit them double-good-dead....
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PROFESSOR ORGERON JUST HAS OTHER THINGS TO TEACH YOU
To be fair: when Ed Orgeron calls you a motherfucker, it's really just a sign Ed Orgeron is talking to you, and not any specific sign of anger. You motherf—-r, DeMars remembers Orgeron, who went on to...
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THE UPDATED GUIDE TO TEXTSPEAK AND ONLINE LINGO FOR COACHES
The changing media landscape for both college coaches and recruits can be a confusing one. This is especially true when it comes to abbreviations, hashtags, and other so called "internet slang" you...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/11/2013
LANE KIFFIN AND HIS MAGICAL WINDOWLESS RECRUITING VAN. Just get in, kid. No, it's not a real offer. No offer to an eighth grader ever is, but if you can talk them into love, the Children's Crusade, and...
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Troll Tuesday: Why won't the Jets send a friend request to winning?
All Greg McElroy of the New York Jets has done in life is win. He grew up surrounded by football. He becameTexas 5-A player of the year, record-holder for touchdown passes in his division in high...
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OPEN YOUR EYES. YOU'RE AT THE DUBAI BOWL.
You're in your final game of the season. You're probably the fifth or sixth-ranked team in a conference. You're winning, and the clock is winding down. A bowl game, you say. We're going to get to go to...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/12/2013
BURRAH DELIVERS A CAKE IN DISGUISE. Let's clear a few things up. The Kang is Jackie Sherrill--cheating-ass, fist-clenching, brawlin'-ass, bull-castrating Jackie Sherrill. The King is Barry Switzer. If...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/13/2013
THAT'S NOT SMART. Clemson fans may be mourning a bit after a bit of vandalism chipped a piece off Howard's Rock last night, but consider a few things before becoming too sad and/or angry. 1. Someone's...
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Stephen Jackson's realer than real stories
Stephen Jackson, former professional basketball player and amateur melee fighter, appeared on Dan Le Batard is Highly Questionable this week. You may not have watched it. Remedy that immediately.We...
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KENTUCKY WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION
The Wildcat is an issue. Your school isn't: it's putting some actual money into football, hired a good recruiter in Mark Stoops, and shows signs of real, verifiable commitment towards competing in the...
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