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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/6/2013
DALE!!!!!We're bound for Miami this morning, land of good times, the occasional discovery severed goat heads on a public beach, and the Florida/Miami game, set for a scorching and totally nonsensical...
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The top 25 review: Notre Dame already misses you, everyone else is laughing...
1. Alabama.Dominated the bye week by margins unquantifiable. Spent the weekend on the couch guffawing openly at your team. They play an unheralded Texas A&M next week in a neglected conference game...
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The Alphabetical, Week 2: Let's talk about home
ADL. Activities of daily living, also known as the set of skills people have to lose before they're placed in assisted living facilities. These are simple things: bathing, dressing, feeding, and other...
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IN SERVICE OF WHAT
This is as quick a thing as we'll ever write on a media exposé of a college football program.The SI series on Oklahoma State allegedly paying their players is well-reported, and cinches together a...
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BLATANT HOMERISM: MIAMI
The completely biased and very random season diary for the Florida Gators skipped Toledo, and started with Miami. It gets weird.1. There was a guy we'll call Uncle Fred. Uncle Fred had on a kangol and...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/11/2013
FLY YOU BEAUTIFUL TURKEY, FLY. We know this started out as mockery, but damn if it doesn't turn into something sad and beautiful after a few replays.That's like a live-action "Wish For Wings That Work"...
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JAMEIS WINSTON KEEPS WINNING PRESS CONFERENCES (AND GAMES)
Jameis says he's very excited to play Nevada because their defensive end has a mullet.— David Hale (@DavidHaleESPN) September 11, 2013Winston is talking about Nevada's Brock Hekking. This is a photo of...
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HATIN-ASS SPURRIER CONGRATULATES GEORGIA
That's a great Georgia team that beat us, make no mistake. So talented you almost forget Mark Richt has a losing record against Ron Zook.That's a great moment for that program, beating a team with a...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/12/2013
GOOD LORD, PART ONE. Yahoo's story about five players--including Alabama's DJ Fluker-- receiving money from three different agents is an important one because, unlike some people, Yahoo packaged it...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST: HOW MANY FORD ESCORTS BUYS A TYLER BRAY?
How many 1997 Ford Escorts could buy a Tyler Bray? FIND OUT IN THIS WEEK'S SHUTDOWN FULLCAST:(DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE)Topics covered include:Whether Coach Saban knows he makes less money that Andy...
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IT'S MONTAGE TIME (WHOOP!)
TRYING HAAAAAARD NOWWWWWWIT'S SO HAAAAARD NOWWWWWWWTRYING HARD NOWWWWWWWWWWGETTING STRONG NOWWWWWWWWWON'T BE LONG NOWWWWWWWWWGETTING STRONG NOWWWWWWWWGONNA FLY NOWWWWWWWWWWWFLYING HIGH...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/13/2013
LUBBOCK CONTINUES TO BE STRANGER THAN IMAGINED AND ALSO FULL OF WILDLIFEIt'll take no fewer than seven hundred words or so to describe what happened in Lubbock last night, but a summary follows: a...
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Steve Spurrier punts his visor for little gain
The old magic's still there, Steve Spurrier. Note: that is still a better punt than some attempted this weekend.
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Wisconsin, Arizona State, and how not to end a football game
There is video of the end to Wisconsin-Arizona State below. Watch it, and then read along as we go through what probably happened (and should have happened) at the bizarre end of Saturday's most...
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The top 25 scores review: Michigan disposes of hapless foe with ease*
1. Alabama.Allowed 628 yards of offense and 42 points to Texas A&M, but scored 49 in response and relied on the arm of AJ McCarron to throw for 334 yards and 4 touchdowns. All told: 62 first downs...
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BREAKING BAD: "OZYMANDIAS"
1. Well, hello, Steve Gomez!(via)For those who thought all those bullets didn't hit anyone last week, and thus screamed about how unrealistic the firefight was, well...congrats? Breaking Bad has...
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The Alphabetical: Strange beasts in College Station
Agon. The fundamental conflict in a Greek drama or tragedy. I don't know what makes a classic game, or a classic ending, period, but it has something to do with balance: at the end, did you feel like...
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Coach prepares for fatherhood and Alabama at the same time
This is what the hubby does while I'm about to have a baby...prepares for Alabama! Ha! pic.twitter.com/NvSxzKBXKs— Angela Kiffin (@Angela_Kiffin) September 17, 2013That's Chris Kiffin of Ole Miss,...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST: THE PROFANITY EPISODE
Yes, we'll get it on iTunes soon. No, you probably shouldn't listen anywhere where you can't listen to us do terrible impressions of Nebraska fans cussing out Bo Pelini. Yes, these topics are also...
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The List: 125 college football coaches ranked by rap name power
The American economy has not collapsed completely yet. But if it does, we may have to all make our living rapping.Some of us will be more prepared for this from birth by having a given name that...
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