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A TALE OF TWO WEEKENDS
Everything you need know about the past weekend and the coming weekend in college football may be summed up in the juxtaposition of two very different items seen below.One:The get-in-the-door price is...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/18/2013
A-BRILES CONTINUES TO DO THANGS. No college football weekend is worthless, at least not one where you get a rematch of Baylor and ULM, aka the team brave enough to try being the football nightmare of...
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BO PELINI GETS A REPORT CARD
The University of Nebraska has a pet problem, or at least it would if you blanked out all the names, and simply inserted "PET" into "BO PELINI" in any press release. It is one thing to issue a response...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/19/2013
YESSIRRRRRR. Feldman had eight days to hang out with TAMU in their preparation for Alabama, and it is even better than that level of access would indicate. Does everyone on the Aggie staff blast Tribe...
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HATIN' ASS SPURRIER PREVIEWS WEEK FOUR
Clemson at NC State. True story: NC State doesn't take transfers because fax machines are considered sex toys under state law. John Edwards ruined a lot of things.Boise State at Fresno State. If I...
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THE TEXAS TECH FOX RELEASES A STATEMENT
Oh you can keep looking. I welcome it. Relish it. Listening to you clank around with your loud flat human feet on the bleachers. Setting traps filled with food I hate. Woof woofing in your strange...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/20/2013
AND RON CHERRY WAS NOWHERE NEAR THE SCENE. So your nutpunch series of events last night for NC State starts with this, which was ruled out of bounds, thus taking away the go-ahead score in a taut game...
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HATE WEEK LATENESS: ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND, TENNESSEE
This is Tennessee week, and it's so very, very hard to care. This well is dry, because in order for you to properly hate, someone must rain on your parade. The precipitation should be enough to fill at...
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The Top 25 scores review, Week 4: Please stop playing Savannah State
1. Alabama.The Process doesn't sleep, but sometimes it falls asleep at the wheel and wakes up in the middle of Colorado State carjacking them. Colorado State should really consider using something...
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BREAKING BAD: GRANITE STATE
SPOILERS STOP READING YOU IMBECILES WHO BELIEVE IN SPOILERS AND DON'T UNDERSTAND THE INTERNET1. This is a transition episode, and the most you can hope for the run setting up the play-action bomb of...
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The Alphabetical, Week 4: Shoot that weekend into a sun (not our sun)
Ann Arbor. In 1957, men scheduled like men for a lot of reasons. For one, women weren't allowed in college athletics for the most part, and certainly not anywhere near the decision-making apparatus....
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/24/2013
SKINNY PEOPLE DON'T BELONG IN FOOTBALL. Stanford's offense: a classy 800 pound gorilla in a tux.At two minutes or so: that is a nine-lineman formation. And in motion, it looks like Stonehenge falling...
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MIAMI'S LACK OF SHAME IS A GIFT
Miami not only went hard on the What Does The Fox say bandwagon. They made their own lyrics.The great strengths of the Miami fanbase has always been a total lack of shame and an uncanny ability to call...
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BLATANT HOMERISM: TENNESSEE
1. It is weird to play a game where neither team had much to do with each other, but no game with a total of nine turnovers is. The Florida defense barely noticed who the Tennessee quarterback was; the...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/25/2013
GODDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT.#UF senior DT Dominique Easley injured his knee at practice yesterday according to sources. It is believed to be a torn ACL. #Gators— Zach Abolverdi...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST: GRAND THEFT FOOTBALL
Shutdown Fullcast! This week we bring Matt Ufford on as interloper along with the usuals Jason and Celebrity Hot Tub to discuss the following:Recasting Grand Theft Auto 5 with coaches, because we had...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 9/26/2013
EVERYONE IS INJURED AND WE ARE ALL DOOMED. Dominique Easley's ACL and medial meniscus are torn, which is a bit more than a tweak, Will Muschamp, but whatever. Florida's made up its own news for the...
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HATIN' ASS SPURRIER LOOKS FORWARD TO UCF
Well looky here, Iowa State at Tulsa. I've had lovers I've cared about less than this game, and your mother can back that up since I haven't called her in 23 years.Saw that Duke injury report. Still...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/12/2013
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKENTHE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. This is what democracy looks like.@edsbs@celebrityhottub Spotted driving in downtown Gainesville. Go #Gatorspic.twitter.com/AaXuYznrJQ— Matthew Scheer...
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