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The Alphabetical, Week 11: We're going to live with Uncle Ed
We're also doing what we can to challenge Alabama, imagining Bill Snyder's go-to postgame celebration dance, and losing yardage behind Michigan's offensive line.Abrahams. As in Harold, a legendary...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST! THE DISASTERS EPISODE
WE COULD ALL BE TAJH BOYDThe Fullcast's topic this week? Disasters, as in Northwestern's 2013 season, and that time we took yohimbe, and the following topics of immense importance.The time Jason Kirk...
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AN INDEX OF COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR FANBASES
UPDATE YOUR VERBIAGE ACCORDINGLY The following are presented by the council for review. These are proposed collective nouns for fanbases. While not encyclopedic, they do get a start on updating...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/14/2013
MACTION IS MAGIC AT LAST, #MACTION. Last night's Ball State/NIU game finally delivered on the promise of zany midweek MAC football we've been waiting for, and also a dog high-fived a human on the...
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THIS WEEK IN FREEK: WE WANT BAMA
EVERYONE WANTS THE TIDE UNTIL THEY ROLL INOne:Two:Three:
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FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: GEORGIA TECH AT CLEMSON
A SURPRISE WIN FOR GEORGIA TECH, SAYS MATH WE JUST MADE UPNEBULOUS STATISTICAL COMPARISONS OF DUBIOUS VALIDITYPeople talk about every game Clemson should have won on their schedule save for one:...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/15/2013
SKYLER. WE ARE THE DANGER. TO US, MOSTLYCONFIDENCE IS IMPORTANT.Since everyone beats ISU at home, I want to be the first to congratulate @OU_CoachStoops on tying the record of 157 wins! #coachescabana—...
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The Top Whatever: Florida State takes Alabama's parking spot
Why bother ranking 25 teams when there are only nine or so that matter at the national level? Also, why not try a little harder against Mississippi State next time?1. Florida StateYou know, there are a...
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OH MY GOD HE CAUGHT IT
OH MY OH MY OH MY GOD our exact unexpurgated monologue the minute this play happened in appropriate all-capsehwhatever UGA got this locked up and---damn this boring weekend and shit Imma have to watch...
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Tale of the tape: Rob Ford
Toronto Mayor and NFL Draft hopeful Rob Ford ran the Mayoral Combine today. Let's check the scouting report.Reputation ain't always a matter of fact, but the game tape never lies. Let's look at...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/19/13
I HAVE NO COMMENT ON DAN'S ACID SALIVA, SAYS CONFUSED MSU SPOKESDAWGDAN MULLEN WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING. When you're a competitor you're a competitor all the time, Dan Mullen.The disturbing form on the...
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HATIN' ASS SPURRIER THANKS ST. HARDEE'S
AND NOW WE CONGRATULATE KANSAS ON ONE WIN OVER BLACKLUNGI'd call Georgia's loss deflating on Saturday, but puffy-ass Mark Richt doesn't look like he's lost any air pressure at all to me. He's lookin'...
View ArticleLAFF RIOT, WEEK 12: THE GARDEN OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS
The story of Week 12, as told through the thumbs of a nation.Here we go. Everybody tuck your pants into your socks.— Peter Berkes (@peterberkes) November 13, 2013Since everyone beats ISU at home, I...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST: HOW FARES THE BIG TEN? WE MEAN THIS
GO B1G AWESOME. WE ALSO SORT OF MEAN THIS.The Fullcast for this week discusses the dearth of jaw-dropping moments this year so far, and then naturally segues to the home of college football excitement,...
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NUDE SKATEBOARDING AND AGGIES: IT HAPPENED
"KATIE! KATIE COME HERE! IT'S JOHNNY AND HE'S GOT HIS HEISMAN OUT" Thanks and Gig Em pic.twitter.com/OY4E7X3QY1— Heath Heidtke (@HeathHeidtke) November 20, 20131. Of all the campuses one might expect...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/21/2013
NIU BIDS YOU A RUDE GOOD MORNINGNIU WOULD LIKE TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE. With two of their top receivers last night, NIU just set the controls for smash and didn't relent, running Jordan Lynch and...
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BECAUSE WE LOVE YOUR BABY BIELEMA AS MUCH AS YOU DO
EDSBS INSURANCE: FOR WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE WHO CARES AS MUCH AS YOU DOWe know how you feel about your new coach. He's your baby, and you'll do anything to protect him. We at EDSBS feel the same way....
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FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: RUTGERS AT UCF
BLUE DAYYYYS/ BLACK NIIIIIIIIGHTS/ GEORGE O'LEARY'S GONNA HUNT YOU DOWWWWWNNN FOR TAKING THE ST. PETE BOWL AND ALL THOSE BEEF O'BRADY'S GIFT CARDS AWAY FROM HIMNEBULOUS STATISTICAL COMPARISONS OF...
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The Top Whatever, Week 13: Let's take you to college football church
Ranking only the teams actually worth ranking, and doing so in our Sunday best.1. AlabamaWell, hello again, Employee of the Month.We don't gauge the health of Alabama by "points" or "touchdowns" or...
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BLATANT HOMERISM: GEORGIA SOUTHERN
IN THE BEGINNING IT IS ALWAYS DARK[A ROAR, THEN NOTHING.]Albert: Why is it so dark?Empress Swampchild: In the beginning it is always dark.Albert: What is that? Molly?Empress Swampchild: No. It is one...
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