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Stillwater on ice: Oklahoma State, Baylor and the coldest of Westerns
The Cowboys in white hats defended their merciless turf against the men from Waco, just as they've done since 1939, and the Big 12's food chain remains intact.1. On the way into Stillwater, Oklahoma...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/26/2013
BURN THAT TIGER/BURN THAT TIGERTHAT'S SOME PAGAN SHIT RIGHT THERE, SAKERLINA. Don't tell your pastor.The head falling off is a delightful touch. (HT: R/cfb)ILLINOIS FIGHT! The most violent college...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/27/2013
HIGH-FIVE, DIESEL12-0. Northern Illinois finished the season 12-0 in the MAC, joining Ohio State as one of two teams to finish undefeated in the conference. Congratulations to both!WINSTON STATUS:...
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ENJOY YOUR THANKSGIVING
NOOOOO! PUT ME DOWN!!!! I TRUSTED YOU, YOU BASTARDS!!! We're going to be out for our national day of thanks, doing what you're doing: eating, spending time with family, putting out the small fires that...
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EGGSGIVING IS THE TIME TO BE THANKFUL
PLEASE REMEMBER TO BRINE YOUR MULLENGod is goodGod is trillLet us thank him for StarkvilleBless the food upon our plateBless billboards that read "OUR STATE"For Mister Freeze and Dr. BoFor Houston Nutt...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/29/2013
WE NEED A DIVORCEYOU'RE THE VOICE, TRY AND UNDERSTAND IT. What you need is a training montage, Will Muschamp.Someone please fire this man.NOOOOOOO BULLY. It wasn't the dog, which is sort of a relief...
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The 2013 Iron Bowl: Auburn should be dead, because we watched it die
But it's not.You should be dead, Auburn.There are five bullet holes in your jersey and singe marks on your pants. Those marks on your helmet are ... machete? Broadsword? Those bullet holes are right in...
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Chris Petersen will not be your coach, [YOUR SCHOOL HERE]: The form letter
The Boise State coach rejects a lot of offers, and we just want to help him do that efficiently.Boise State coach Chris Petersen is out of the running for the USC job, a job he was never in the running...
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BLATANT HOMERISM: FLORIDA STATE
EVERYONE'S A VIP TO SOMEONE, AKA THE ONE WHERE WE RUN OUT OF SENSE COMPLETELY1.2. When my sister was born, my father went to bed at two a.m. in Columbia, South Carolina. He was watching me. I remember...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/3/2013
FAREWELL, UNCLE EDAWWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOO EDDDDDDD COME BAAAAAACKGOD BUILT US TO LAST. I LOVE YOU TROJAN NATION. FIGHT ON !— Coach Ed Orgeron (@CoachOUSC) December 2, 2013Sark got the hire, and Ed...
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The Alabama-Auburn Kick Six, illustrated
SB Nation's Justin Bopp mapped the chaos that was the final play of the 2013 Iron Bowl, including the Auburn radio call.The play that ended the 2013 Alabama-Auburn game deserves a proper diagram, if...
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AUBURN IS CHEATIN' AND THERE'S PHOTO PROOF
THEY GOT ROBOT EAGLES WITH SURVEILLANCE CAMERA EYESI TOLD YOUUUUUUCLICK TO MAKE BIGGISHWHY DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE THISDOES AUBURN HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD HALLUCINATEWHY AIN'T WE GOT THAT,...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST: THE SAD RESTAURANT EDITION
SHHH. THIS CAN BE BETWEEN US, SANDWICH. NO WITNESSES.Sure, you want to talk about the Iron Bowl and Championship Week, but after such an intense weekend of activity we need to ease into it. Stretch a...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/5/2013
BREAKING: WYOMING IS COLDCOME ON DOWN JEFF TEDFORDThe ENTIRE state of Wyoming has temperature below 0°. pic.twitter.com/cIpOy7l3sL— Jacob Wycoff (@4cast4you) December 5, 2013Internet favorite Bob Stitt...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/6/2013
WAIT DO I HAVE TO GO TO THE LAS VEGAS BOWL AGAIN CRAP I'M OUTTA HEREJOHNNY FOOTBALL IS LEGAL NOW. Juan Futbol turned 21 yesterday. His Twitter feed indicated he may have been enjoying his first taste...
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2014 World Cup Draw: Ante up, America
Feeling down about the US Men's National Team's draw for the 2014 World Cup? Spencer Hall finds reason for optimism and reminds you to ante up.You're wrong if you think the United States men's national...
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The Alphabetical: Here are some lies about college football
Around C, the Alphabetical will just start lying to you, because you need a pick-me-up.Atlanta. The home of Rich Homie Quan, whom you should check out, per Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio.Contrary...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/10/2013
NONE OF THIS IS HAPPENINGTHE ROLE OF THE INTERNET IS TO MAKE ALL INFORMATION EQUAL IN ACCESS AND EQUALLY SUBJECT TO SCRUTINY. There is no evidence Nick Saban is going to coach the Texas Longhorns next...
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MACK BROWN PREPARES HIS FAREWELL SPEECH
GRAB YOUR SLACKS IF YOU DISSED OL' MACK[ROUGH DRAFT] First, I'd like to thank the finest fans in America for supporting me. I always called the home crowd at DKR the taxman: you put in four quarters,...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/11/2013
WELL, HE'S GETTING A BUYOUT IN HIS STOCKING, SO HE SHOULDN'TLET'S JUST SHOVE ASIDE MACK LIKE SO MANY CHUNKS OF COLD BRISKET. Before you get into the mania of tracking the financial decisions of Nick...
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