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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST! A NATION WAITS ON DABO SWINNEY
WE ALSO DISCUSS BOWLS AND DO TERRIBLE IMPRESSIONS OF MIKE LEACHStop whoring for clicks, and listen to some facts. We DON'T know for sure that Dabo Swinney is going to be the next head coach at Alabama....
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/12/2013
BELK? BEEEEEELLLLLLLLLKKKKK.BELK? Belk belk, belk belk belk belk. Belk: belk, belked.First look at our @BelkBowl helmets. #Bearcats will be wearing #UCRedChromepic.twitter.com/kMWoY33JQx— Tommy...
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An embattled Mack Brown in one image
The head coach of Texas is having the opposite of fun right nowOne moment from Thursday's Alamo Bowl press conference sums up how Mack Brown's 2013 football season seems to be going.Mack: "We're not...
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A HANDY GUIDE TO THE TEXAS POWER NETWORK
HOW IT ALL WORKS IN AUSTIN, ILLUSTRATEDYou may be wondering just what in the hell is going on in Austin, and you are not alone. To say Texas politics is a savage game is cliché, but to deny the truth...
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A special offer from the Redskins
Spencer Hall responds to a very special offer from the Redskins, and ponders whether to buy a suite at FedEx Field or burn hundred dollar bills in an oil barrel.A very special offer came into the inbox...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/13/2013
HOLD RIGHT THERE, MACK. OR LEAVE. OR STAY. WE'RE NOT SURE.SOMETHING WILL DEFINITELY HAPPEN OR NOT HAPPEN TODAY. The Mack Brown Saga either ends or continues today, per Chip Blood of Orangebrowns.Cow....
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Maryland's mascot catches fire, recovers with energy drink and Band-Aids
Maryland's statue of its mascot, Testudo, caught fire. The rest is social media history.Testudo, the turtle mascot for the University of Maryland, has his own statue on the College Park campus. During...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/18/2013
WE FORGOT OH MY GOD FOOTBALL THIS WEEKEND MY GOD FOOTBALLAAAHHHHHHH. Holy shit there are bowl games this weekend, something we forgot until we looked at the bowl schedule and said AAAAAAHHHHHH IS THERE...
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HATIN' ASS SPURRIER LOOKS TO THE ROSE BOWL
THE PANHANDLE WILL BE TORN APART BY THE NATIONAL TITLE GAMEGonna miss Mack Brown, but finally he can get back to doing what he really loves: not coachin' football.I know some people think Missouri got...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/19/2013
THIS WORKS THE GAMECOCK ADDUCTORS GET LUCKY. The answer is: no, no one knows what the hell Steve Spurrier is doing here besides being so sexy it can only be captured on Vine. A seventh second of this...
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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BERT SANTA
HE KICKED SOME KIDS ASSES TODAY. FOR A PURPOSE. LIKE, A REAL REASON. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me12 Bud Heavys11 Bud HeavysSure ten more Bud Heavys(They're like water, but...
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THIS IS ON. WE THINK THIS IS ON.
WHEN YOU SEE RON CHERRY'S FACE YOU KNOW WE ARE BACK TO LIFEHOOOBOY. After the entire network was shot to pieces by flying internet orbital trash, this is probably definitely sort of working. If only...
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Have yourself a Merry Ratchet Christmas
Christmas is supposed to be a time for relaxing and rejoicing with friends, family and good food. But for us? We'll be out back drinking beer on the back porch, taping scratchoff lottery tickets to...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/26/13
THE CURIOUS INDEX IS BOXING UP GIN AND GIVING IT TO THE SERVANTS BECAUSE THEY DESERVE ITDAWWWW. That's adorable, Georgia. Stop doing adorable things to not be a hated rival.50 yard line at night during...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/27/2013
DAVID CUTCLIFFE AND HIS AMAZING CUBICAL BRAINCASEDAVID CUTCLIFFE'S HEAD IS THE WEIRDEST. Just look at its extreme angularity.Who's having the most fun from @Duke_FB at @DaveandBusters? Our bet is on...
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NOTES FROM THE HOLIDAY BOWL
WE WATCHED GOOD TRIUMPH AND FIGURED OUT THAT DAMN HEADSETThe 2013 Holiday Bowl kicked off at 10:15 p.m ET last night. It would not end until nearly two in the morning. This is the journal of two...
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Goodbye to the BCS, sort of: A eulogy
College football's money-printing postseason will soon have a new name and a new format. But let's pretend the last official week of the Bowl Championship Series is also the birth of something new....
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/3/2013
FEISTY BOB IS THE BEST BOBBOOMAs Bill C puts it, Feisty Bob really is the best Bob, especially when his defense sacks A.J. McCarron seven times, picks up turnovers, and Trevor Knight morphs into the...
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THE ORANGE BOWL BINGO CARD IS HERE
YOU SHOULD ALL BE WINNERS SOMETIME IN THE SECOND QUARTER [CLICK FOR BIGNESS]Notes:1. Tajh Boyd "big fella" is the polite way to point out that he, at like 9 percent body fat, is considered morbidly...
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LIES TO TELL YOURSELF ABOUT THE BCS TITLE GAME
HURRIED FALSEHOODS YOU SHOULD NOT BELIEVE FROM THE LOS ANGELES AREA1. This is not beautiful. It's not. It's Southern California, and it's about 60 degrees or so and brilliantly sunny, and this is not...
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