WE ALSO DISCUSS BOWLS AND DO TERRIBLE IMPRESSIONS OF MIKE LEACH
Stop whoring for clicks, and listen to some facts. We DON'T know for sure that Dabo Swinney is going to be the next head coach at Alabama. We CAN'T say that he'll be the highest paid coach of all time at the college ranks with a $10 million salary; nor can we confirm that he and his family were shopping for a fresh Swinney-den, dug with Dabo's own scurrying hands, for the family to nest in as they move to Tuscaloosa. We're NOT saying Dabo Swinney is a rodent. We ARE saying he is a proud member of the family Mustelidae, a spectacular family of creatures that includes the possum/otter hybrid that is Dabo Swinney.
(This is why he has to coach near water, which is why he'd be looking at spots near the Black Warrior River for convenient frisking and fishing.)
Listen here to that, a discussion of the first flight of bowl games, and terrible Mike Leach imitations. Subscribe on iTunes under Podcasts/Sports/College, or just be a lazy bastard and hit play on the Soundcloud widget below.