HE KICKED SOME KIDS ASSES TODAY. FOR A PURPOSE. LIKE, A REAL REASON.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 Bud Heavys
11 Bud Heavys
Sure ten more Bud Heavys
(They're like water, but they're heavy)
Nine EZ Mart Hot Dogs
Eight more Bud Heavys
Seven wadded up hoodies (used for pillow)
Six Monster Cuba-Limas
(It's the energy drink that freed Cuba)
(Way to go on that, Cuba)
(writes complimentary letter to Cuba)
NO CONFERENCE WINSSSSSS
Four random phone threats
Three Bud Lights
(Gotta keep it tight)
A second loss to Rutgers
And just one for the hay-ay-ay-terrrrrrrs
[points to dick]