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The 2014 BCS Championship: What it's like to die at the Rose Bowl
A season and an era ended in Pasadena, and to be there is to welcome the feeling.To get to the end of the BCS, and to the title game and the end of the 2014 football season, college football had to...
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CRITERION COLLECTION: THE ROYAL TENENBCS
WHO STABBED YOU? THE SAME MAN WHO ROBBED YOU: THE BCSThe Criterion Collection welcomes The Royal TenenBCS to the roster of fine films to make the roster. Selected stills and excerpts included below are...
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BOBBY PETRINO HIRED AS NEXT HEAD COACH AT LOUISVILLE
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAwoooooo ahahahahahahahaa--Bobby Petrino at board meeting pic.twitter.com/Cww6nbbhfv— Zach Greenwell (@zach_greenwell) January 9, 2014[/drops morning Big Gulp of...
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IT'S TIME TO KEEP THIS WINNING STREAK GOING, VANDY
COME ON YOU HIRED WATSON BROWN THIS CAN'T BE WORSEThe moment arrives. Are you ready for it, Vandy? YOU ARE NOW.Vandy isn't just a job for anyone. It's a job for SOMEONE. Someone with legs, and arms....
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EMBRACE NICK SABAN'S SADNESS
THIS POSTER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL THIS AGONYYou don't know this isn't Nick Saban's Christmas card. It probably is, mailed in black envelopes to family and recruits sprayed with an aerosolized smell...
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WHAT IS THIS: A JEREMY PRUITT
HE'S BALD. HE'S GEORGIA'S NEW DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR. HE ISN'T A BOTANIST. 1. He is the new defensive coordinator at Georgia, replacing Todd Grantham, who was hired for a million dollars a year after...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/15/2013
VANDY'S HEAD COACHING SEARCH IS ONLY 33% DUMBVANDY STEP AWAY FROM THAT THING NO DON'T TOUCH IT JUST----Rams offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer is interviewing today for the Vanderbilt head...
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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST FOURTEEN: IS TOM RINALDI AQUAMAN?
WE'RE BACK! AND ONLY TAKE 41 MINUTES OR SO TO GET TO THE POINT! BACK LIKE COOKED CRACK. The first post-season Shutdown Fullcast with ourselves, Jason Kirk, and Celebrity Hot Tub covers the following...
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/16/2013
PLEASE COME BACK JOHNNY. COME BACK RIGHT NOW. JOHNNY PLEASE COME BACK. We didn't think we missed him, and then this happened.It's already a sadder terrarium without you, Juan Futbol, and not just...
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RELIVE SMU'S GLORY DAYS (FOR A PRICE)
ALL THINGS FOR A CERTAIN DOLLAR AMOUNTWant to relive the SMU glory days? @GamedayCloth can help pic.twitter.com/n8kIU7dG7n— Shane Hinckley (@Shane_Hinckley) January 16, 2014We will wear this provided...
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Pantsform: Jim Harbaugh's pants, reviewed
Don't talk about a man until you've walked a mile in his affordable, poorly cut pants. Because we wanted to see what the fuss was all about, we went and spent this website's money to find out what it...
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WE INCH CLOSER TO IAN DARKE REALLY CALLING A COLLEGE GAME
NOTRE DAME? AH, A FRENCH TEAMAh, so close to our dream of Ian Darke calling a college football game with zero preparation. Which brings us to the point we want to make here: now that ESPN has done the...
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YOUR PEYTON MANNING FAT MAN RINGTONE
HIDDA FAT MAN HIDDA FAT MAN HIDDA FAT MAN Because we really did want this as a ringtone and made it, we might as well share it with you. HIDDA FAT MAN HIDDA FAT MAN HIDDA FAT MAN HIDDA FAT MAN---You...
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SIGNATURE COACHING DANCE MOVES
GEORGE O'LEARY IS A SPLENDID PARTNERIf Nick Saban has one, everyone has one. Bret Bielema: SkankingBill Snyder: The Grizzly Bear, the dance that got Woodrow Wilson's inaugural ball cancelled! Bill did...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: COACHING MOVES (AND THE THINGS THAT GO WITH THEM)
WHY WOULD YOU EVER BE IN COACHING VOLUNTARILYMany thanks for four great seasons. #BOBpic.twitter.com/2AbEOwAagF— Herb Hand (@CoachHand) January 21, 2014Please think about how long James Franklin was at...
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FIELD GUIDE TO ARCHER: A KISS WHILE DYING
IT'S THE OFFSEASON, SO HERE'S 22 MINUTES OF TV OVERANALYZEDSeries: Five, aka "Archer Vice." You know, the one where they are banned from spying and have to sell coke to make ends meet. They have to,...
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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: NOTRE DAME, OUR BELOVED VAMPIRE SQUID
NOTRE DAME, THE VICIOUS BUSINESS SCHOOL WITH A FOOTBALL PROBLEMOh, Under Armour, you think you're getting a deal, but knowing the number of Notre Dame people we know who work in investment banking,...
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RON PRINCE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
COORDINATOR. HEAD COACH. LOVER. LAWYER. (IF ONLY IN OUR DREAMS)OMG OMG OMG OMG---We were so excited there for a minute--a Renaissance man is beheld!---but like many things on the internet, it's too...
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Peyton Manning's pitiless farewell tour continues
This isn't one of those cushy pre-retirement paycheck tours for Peyton Manning, writes Spencer Hall. The Broncos quarterback is a pissed off dad in orthotics, breaking records and tearing apart...
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The SB Nation guide to naming your winter storm
Because winter storms apparently get names, now, and because The Weather Channel does not necessarily seem up to the task.There is a reason why the Inuit and Yupik languages have dozens of names for...
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