GEORGE O'LEARY IS A SPLENDID PARTNER
If Nick Saban has one, everyone has one.
Bret Bielema: Skanking
Bill Snyder: The Grizzly Bear, the dance that got Woodrow Wilson's inaugural ball cancelled! Bill did it that night at a gin joint with a dandy damsel from Des Moines anyway!
Art Briles: David Byrne's "Twitching As Fast As I Can" thing.
Dana Holgorsen: Daggering (see: "Country Roads (Major Lazer Megamix)"
Lou Holtz: This, while listening to Reel to Real's "Move It."
Steve Spurrier: with your mother, and she liked it
Jimbo Fisher: the name of the dance has been long forgotten, but now you're married to him so really you have better things to worry about.
Rich Rodriguez: The Dad-Driving-By-Himself-Banging-Out-The-Bass-Tab-To-25-Or-6-To-4-On-The-Steering-Wheel
Bob Davie: the A-Town Stomp, but only because he spilled maple syrup all over the floor and dangit now we got ants everywhere go get the hose
Bo Pelini: a uniquely disturbing fan dance
Al Golden: Straight Chippenedales lust-prancing
Tim Beckman: Da Dip
George O'Leary: hits you with a length of rubber tubing in perfect 3/4 time.
Brady Hoke: Krumping
Urban Meyer: On your grave, to whatever music you hated most.
Kirk Ferentz: The Huell Flop
Hugh Freeze: A mean Crip Walk
Dabo Swinney: Cloggin'
Mark Dantonio: When his players aren't looking? A heartrending tango performed with his dance partner of three decades and close personal friend Hoda Kotb
PJ Fleck: ROW
Bobby Petrino: The Motorcycle
SPECIAL NFL CAMEO! Rob Ryan: This.
ALREADY TAKEN! The worm, by the usual suspects.