VANDY'S HEAD COACHING SEARCH IS ONLY 33% DUMB
VANDY STEP AWAY FROM THAT THING NO DON'T TOUCH IT JUST----
Rams offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer is interviewing today for the Vanderbilt head coaching job, per league sources.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 15, 2014Before you get too excited/terrified about Vandy really deciding to nuke their program into the Stone Age--mmm, just imagine him saying "our offense will be multiple" at the press conference---remember that Vandy is also interviewing Pep Hamilton and Derek Mason for the same job, two names straight off the Stanford coaching tree. This makes Vandy's coaching search approximately 33% dumb, which is a pretty healthy ratio given the usual stupidity surrounding coaching searches.
PFFFFFT THAT AIN'T A THING. The PR blitz in the wake of SI's piece on Oklahoma State has cost the university a hundred grand so far, which T. Boone Pickens probably farted into a bucket with a contemptuous sneeze while laughing and feeding Thayer Evans to a pit of komodo dragons in his basement.
THIS IS NOT AT ALL ADDICTIVE, NOPE. Run a few simulations here and you'll find it's really, really hard to beat Miami 2001 with anyone.
THE SICK MAN OF THE SEC EAST. Fourth in the way-too-early SEC East rankings, but still first in your heart.
ACROSS STATE. Just a program inspiring ten thousand words of rapt accuracy on how Jimbo Fisher rebuilt the program while Will Muschamp [WHATEVER WILL MUSCHAMP DOES GOES HERE.]
UPDATE FROM THE SHRINE GAME. Jerry Glanville has changed the course of human digestion forever, because all he does is innovate.
ETC: Take a moment to enjoy a Dads classic from Tim and Eric. Oh, thank you, Kid Rock. Frankly, Emily Dickinson's coconut cake sounds like a brick sprinkled with the fruit of the tropics. Lil B's Caillou freestyle is the only good thing to ever come out of the horror that is Caillou.